Jaxon: How are you?

Jaxon: can u not talk?

Jaxon: ohh :)

Jaxon: ????????

Jaxon:.....

( is this spanish? or her alien language?) Jason: UnU

*Jaxon

Clem: *signs I am deaf, who are you?*

Clem: *hello ge ge, I am Clem*

Clem: *you too, you are very beautiful* *smiles*

Clem: *his red eyes glow warmly* *signs its true*

Clem: *sorry*

Clem: *kisses her and turns into smoke*

Clem: *sorry* *tries disappearing*

Clem: *slightly startled* *what?*

Clem: *drinks it*

(I'm getting confused)

Clem: *what happened?*

(XD np)

Clem: *slightly startled* I'm not longer deaf?

(hello?)

(u alive?)

(FRIEND??!)

(ok I bak) Clem: thank you

Clem: *summons a stave* take this, it might help you speak english

Clem: why not?

Clem: a stave is a healing item but can make others speak english

Clem: *kisses her*

Ok)

Clem: *smiles* take it

Henry: *appears* oh hi Clemson Clem: hello Henry

Henry: since when were you not deaf? Clem: since her

Henry: oh ok *stabs Clem in the back* Clem: *collapses*

Henry: *grabs her* you’re mine now

Henry: *blood pools out* god damn Valkyrie princess... Clem: *slowly bleeding to death*

Clem: thanks

Clem: *blushes lightly*

Henry: *trying to crawl away, moaning in pain*

Henry: please don’t kill me... I’m sorry...

Clem: She won’t

Clem: I am *pulls out a vial of acid and pours it down Henry’s throat* Henry: *screams as his throat dissolves*

Gtg be back soon)

(back) Clem: *Kisses her* Henry: *curses Clem to die with his last breath*

Henry: *a shade grabs ge ges sword and drives it through Clem* Clem: dammit not again

Henry: ded* Clem: *smoke covers the wound and heals it while his shirt rips and two wings, one black and one white unfold* dammit

Clem: *his horns and tail become visible* DAMMIT *his halo becomes visible* SON UVA-

Clem: ummm.....

Clem: *smiles and blushes* I'm actually not supposed to be here

Clem: ???

Clem: *taps her with the stave and it gives her the ability to speak english*

Clem: I'm not, I left my home cuz I'm an angel-demon, the bastard son of two people who could never be together (gtg again might be back after school)

(Back) Clem: ...

Clem: *grins like the devil*

(U alive)

Clem: sorry...

Clem: *kisses her*

Clem: *falls to one knee and looks like he's in pain* (try to guess what hapens next)

Clem: *comes up with a ring*

(nyahahahaha!)

Clem: I wanted to ask if you would marry me?

Clem: *puts the ring on her finger* Me: the boi a fast mover

Me: idk Clem: *smiles*

(plz draw dis ship XD)

*months later*

Clem: *sleeping next to her*

Clem: *wakes up and kisses her*

(hello?)

Clem: *walks down and makes coffee*

???: *slits his throat* Clem: *collapses*

Other guy: TF? *runs* Clem: *slowly bleeding out*

???: ow my limbs *rolls away* Clem: thanks *grabs them both and dissolves them*

Clem: *kisses her*

Clem: what’s wrong babe?

Clem: I used to be an assassin, but I decided against it and now they want me dead

Clem: they won’t *grabs a gun and puts a bullet into a guy that was behind her*

???: *dies* Clem: there’s more of them... hide, I’l keep you safe

(Bbl)

Clem: I'll hold them off with my brothers

(bak)

Clem: 0_o or you can stay here *grabs his M1 and a black sword*

Clem: *sets acid traps at every enterance*

Clem: *summons an army of the dead*

???: kill them both

(he was telling some dudes to kill our ocs) ???: *eight guys try to break in*

(REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE brb)

Clem: *decapitates them*

???: *avoids getting smooshed*

???: his head regenerates*

???: ow Clem: ow ow ow ow ???: *bites Clem and drinks his blood* (I read too much monster musume)

???: *eats the garlic* sorry, I'm a leech-girl... (I read book 12 and this happened XD)

Leech girl: *hisses* I was just looking for blood and his tastes really good! Clem: babe its fine

Leech girl: thank you *bites Clem* Clem: ow ow ow ow ow

Leech girl: thanks *leaves*

Clem: *bandages his arm*

Clem: its fine *kisses ge ge*

Clem: *pulls out a gun and aims it at kigso* please **** off

Clem: here *bandages her arm*

Clem: *pulls out a syringe and injects her with it* that should help stop the bleeding, keep pressure on the bite and rest for a bit

Clem: *kisses ge ge*

Clem: babe, calm down...

???: *stabs ge ge* die you *****!

Clem: *grabs his sword and decapitates ???* nononononononono

Clem: *heals her*