AG: Hey Sol. What are you here for? Finally agreed to come FLARP with me?!?!?!?!

AG: Aradia needs more than Toreadum8. Care to help her out?

AG: Oh. That. There isn't really anything to say, Karkat has a crush on 3/4 of the kids. That's the only thing I know. I just keep putting that furry kid to sleep.

AG: And no, the kids are too stupid to actually spread anything.

AG: My gog he is so paranoid. It's fine, just don't share it. I don't want you looking at my messages either!

AG: Username: arachnidsGrip Password: spider8r8ker

AG: ****ing Christ, you're insuffera8le. Other people find it tough to write in my quirk, so I thought I'd use it. Let's 8e real, your password is pro8a8ly 'li2p-bee2-two2'.

AG: Oh for real, you're gonna have to give Vantas your password. I'll just sneak onto his computer. We 8oth know his password is 'ORNERYASSHOLE'.

appears in latula garb

well pick kankri or cronus

Latula skates down the railing, showing off sparks. She does a flip, gripping her skateboard, and landed on the Prospit bridge, and lowered her glasses. "Hey Kanks. Like my trick?"

"Psst. Psssssssssst. Kankz. Kaaaankzzzzz. My trick. How rad? Rad or bad? We all know its rad, but humor me, Kranki." She tossed her skateboard into a chest and taking out a razor scooter.

"Kankzzzzzzzz. You know Tuna can handle himself. He's got his whole thing sorted out. I can take care of Tuna. Besidez! Mituna's got his helmet and he'z pretty good with his trickz." Latula leans on Kankri, and points to Mituna, who is doing a kickflip.

"You dork, you just told me how to treat my matesprit! I know where he is. My boyfriend is a little forgetful sometimes, but we good. The shitz chill. My BF haz got it handled." She rides around the bridge, trying to smack his book out of his hand.

"Now you calm ur titz before Tuna flies off the handle and into my armz. and youll faint from how cute he is."

"Ughhhhh, Krazy Kid, tell me why youre spending all of eternity reading your stupid book! its all youve been doing for millenia! sighhhh."

"ugh. why don't you go talk to nitram? he'll humor your shitz."

"Oh you think shes actually listening to you? shez just repeating the phraze '**** off *****-ass' in eastern alternian. looooolz"

"what the hell is japaneze?" latula tilts her head.

"besides, the idea that damara would actually talk to you about how shez feeling iz about az likely az the idea that shed get together with horuss lmfao."

"well shes not ****in human lol. and i dont talk to damara. she once kicked the shit out of tuna, so i stepped out."

"tbh she alwayz creeped me out. what are ya reading?"

"whatz it about? is it a romance novel? i know you love the vacillating onez."

"lol wut. whered she get it?"

"is it a human novel? whats the title?"

"the title looks really short."