Gives her tea” slam the **** down

BET

B. E. T.

I will fookin B E T

Screeches”

/signs many times/

Neon: "Oh..."

oh shit...uhhhh

*takes the bow off*

*gives her a hoodie* keep the ponytails though, they look cute

no im not, i just don't like torture

*gives her a plate of cookies* you deserve them

your very welcome *he smiles*

oh no you need them, being in that dress must be horrifying

naw ive been forced into one before torture..........*takes one of the cookies*

*he sits down and munches on the cookie* oh man, i don't like bows, they belong on presents and objects ONLY

yea, don't worry ill burn any bow i see ^^

yea your too cute for bows

criminals can be cute! *he smiled*

aw dang, well what if i wanna be a criminal hm?

why not?

what lifestyle would you prefer then?

...*he crosses his arms and smiles* well fine then i guess we're stuck like this then

*he gives her a big hug* it is if we don't do anything fun!

uhhhh, watch movies, play games, shoot things, stuff like that

how bout you, what do you do for fun?

hmmm, well we could go bowling i guess

um, third best?

Hockey yes! tennis....ehhhh *he stands up*

ew tee ball I prefer hockey

alright, punch me! hard as you can! i'll get back up!

*he points at his cheek* right here!

*he waits to take the punch*

aw why's that? too scared?

its not rude if their asking for it, but i guess i have to be mean to you....uhhhhh....your bad at punches?

*he takes out a knife and smiles*

*he puts the blade on his wrist*

....*he puts the knife away* i guess bowling is fine

12 blocks to the west there is a rink, 8 blocks to the east there is a bowling area

I've been in and out of a boxing ring 12 times, haven't been knocked out once *with a proud grin*

*he followed her outside* so what ya wanna take? you can try driving the bike if you want

*he puts a helmet on and hops on the bike, throwing the other helmet to her*

*he revs the engine and takes off, heading to the rink*

*when they arrived at the rink he takes off his helmet* um... mind you...although i grew up in a very cold climate, i never learned how to skate

*he mumbles something under his breath and walks into the rink*

*he follows after and takes out his wallet, giving her a couple hundreds*

*he takes off his shoes, placing them in the lil cubbies or whatever (trademark), and puts on the skates

oh someone's looking cocky.........uh, go easy ok?

*he nervously laughs* it's not a real game but ok *he gets up stumbling a bit, and walks out to the ice rink*

*he struggles to keep his balance, but manages to stay up* (ait i gtgg for a bit)

*he slips, falling down* um..no (i guess i have a few more minutes)

*he stumbles to his feet* im not that good am i?

*he slips over and over, but staying calm he eventually stabilizes himself*

*he looks up at her and smiles* **** you

....im skeptical but..*he tries skating a bit, getting the hang of moving, and then he sweeps her off her feet*

*his knees are shaking* eh, at least I can move

*he gently sets her down on her feet and continues skating*

*he starts going a bit faster, and grabs her* were playing hockey right?

*he pushes her to the other side of the rink, as he barrels to the sticks*

*he grabs one of the sticks and a puck, and heads to one of the goals*

*he throws the puck down and shoots it into the net* you know i used to play street hockey when i was a kid *he smiles* point for me!

*he picks up the puck, and goes up and hugs her* alright if you say so

*he throws the puck down* good luck

*he darts after her, and steals the puck, shooting it across the rink and taking off after it*

*he stumbles but manages to swiftly catch up to her, them barreling after the puck*

*he takes his hand and pushes her away, catching up to the puck and shooting it into the goal*

...oh **** *realizing what he has done he darts away*

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTxTbiHC1NA sorry couldn't help it)

*he kept skating, forgetting this is his first time he ends up spraining his ankle, he falls and slides down the rink until he hits the wall*

*wincing when he tried to get up, he squeals a bit* Im fine!, just sprained

(gtg)

no! no! no! I'm fine........i just can't get up

hey it's nothing really

I wouldn't blame you. lucky me i tripped

*he reaches for his shoes, and puts them on* lucky you? naw you would have won that game.

I wouldn't say so

man how am I gonna get the bike over to the house

....um....i think we'll just walk it back

not really

yea, i don't want you to crash it and die

you better ****ing be *he puts on a serious face*

so you'd kill me?

*he looks at some trees* you know we can find a stick and i could use that as a crutch

i would but i am not in the position to walk, but i'll try *he tries to hop over to the trees, and looks for a branch*

*he comes out with a big branch, and uses it to walk* what was that? i couldn't hear you

we can take a break, and you don't need to carry it, it has wheels

...well still, you can just push it

*he hobbles over and starts pushing the bike*

*he looks at her* does this face look like it cares about it's own safety?

deprive me of cookies?!?!?! you wouldn't do that!

....fine *he steps away from the bike*

*he keeps walking towards the house*

thanks, i would have done it but there was this cat in the way

yeaaaa, a really cute cat you know, just picked it up, didn't really have a choice

yea she uh had one pink ear and one blue ear, very cute to be honest

*he boops her nose and smiles*

awww, you got all paranoid how cute

of course *he smiles*

um no i'll get me some ice *he reaches for the freezer*

....fine *he limps over with a grumpy face, over to the recliner*

coffee please *he puts the ice pack on his ankle*

*he sighed* thank you...

*he gets the remote and turns on the tv*

*he laughs and takes a sip from his mug*

*he flipped through the channels* what do you wanna watch?

*he turned it to Law and Order* can't believe this is still on

it used to annoy me but i can tolerate it now

really? huh, well my uncle was a cop so yea

oh yea, my uncle would take so many bribes, it's not even funny

yea, good thing my uncle is dead though, he would be on my ass if he wasn't

i mean he was cool though, but yea

*he put an arm around her and stared at the tv*

i didn't really beat you, that game is just on pause

aww no problem

*he looked at her* well i appreciate that!

*he tilts his head* why?

well i think your perfect just the way you are!

im serious! your exciting *he smiles*

that's what's so exciting, what's life without a little risk and pain?

*he hugs her* don't worry i'll be careful

*he kisses her cheek and turns back to the tv*

*he laughs* oh no no no i don't think i can win this time!

*he chuckles* yea if you say so

*he looks at the tv and sips his coffee*

what's up?

well what do you want to do?

what's fun, we can bake, weee can eat some cookies, we can play board games, anything you like *he smiles*

*he gets up and limps to the kitchen* what are we making?

*he limps over to the pantry and gets flower* get the eggs and milk and crap

*he put the flower on the counter, and went to get eggs, milk, and the rest of the ingredients*

*he got to making the frosting*

*after whiping the frosting until it made stiff peaks he went over to the oven and pre-heated it*

*he takes the frosting and puts it in the fridge, then sits down on a kitchen chair*

*he limps to the living room and opens a closet, revealing a large collection of various board games* ........monopoly?

is that how you not play the game? uuuuuum, Sorry? Chess?

*he reaches for the board and takes it to the table*

*he sets the game up and takes a seat* you go first

...um....yea, she moves in L shapes

...you don't know how to play do you?

*he sighed with a slight chuckle* want to know?

alright *he breaks down what each piece does, the goal of the game, and any strategies she might employ, (sorry im not going to explain everything about chess in here, i mean that would be cool and detailed, but time consuming)*

*he swiftly moves a knight towards the center*

*he moves a pawn up two spaces*

*he moved a queen diagonally*

aww man, you winnn *he fakes a sad look*

*he gets up and limps over to the oven to check on the cake*

*he takes out the cake, places it on the counter, and limps to the fridge to get the icing*

*he nods taking out a spatula and a piping bag* wanna put the frosting on?

*he fills a bag and starts frosting the cake*

*after he finishes he takes the cake to the table and cuts it*

*he put a slice on each plate and sat down* well enjoy *he smiles*

cake? oh yea! i love cake too *he smiles and takes a bit of his cake*

*he boops her nose* i know what you meant im just being silly

and i do- *he takes another bite of his cake*

*he made a goofy smile*

how about you ask yourself that *he tilted his head like her's*

*he ate the few last bites of his cake, and limped over to the sink*

*he washes his dishes* no need to thank me, i would have done it anyways

still hurts like a ***** that smacked her crotch full force into a strippers pole

yea it hurts, but im not gonna be a pussy about it

yea but it doesn't hurt as much around you for some reason

*he limps over and sits next to her and smiles*

*he kissed her cheek and hugged her tightly*

right back at ya!

but more so, like your too cute

aw ok *he gets up and limps over to the living room*

*he limps back smiling* thank you

Np bby -takes the bow out and puts a hair clip in instead- Love you uwu

Screeee