usual*

And he says "Let's talk about cool stuff we can do" and I'm like "ok come at me"

so I go ahead and say I like to sing and draw

and then he goes on to say "I can make clear stuff come out of me" and I get a bad feeling but I dont wanna sound dirty minded-

so I ask, "oh that sounds cool. How?"

and he just says "Idk I'm gonna search up what it means"

soo like ten minutes later he asks "what does 'aroused' mean?" and I'm like "hoooly shit,I-"

I ask him what came up and he says "I shouldnt have googled it"

and then he says he found this thing called semen and so *I* look it up

and I instantly regret living

so I explain it to him-

and all of my boyfriend's innocence just goes down the drain, nefk.

There we go, theres your story time-

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