well you see mr snickers bought a snickers for a price of 9.99 but then when his neighbor Mr Diabetes went to his home and took his snickers... but then when mr snickers came back. mr snickers shot mr diabetes in the leg... and he died Mr Snickers was happy that he killed the man. so then he ate all his snickers and ran out.. then he was sad that he ate all of them.

thats the story of how mr snickers ate all the snickers. and maybe killed a man but who cares about that

I was just making that up as i go along