but your body is too big to put into my oven

ok *puts you in an oven* there your roasted

i cant roast

im dissapointed with ya

Ok stand still while I douse you gasoline

but you're not a chicken are you? oh wait you are i suck at roasting-

you act like such a child it makes me feel old

Um........ Circle tool. I can’t roast.

Puts you in bonfire. Consider yourself roasted

um you're a white crayon

you head looks like a water balloon and your teeth looks like a z

stupid poopy head :(

Go commit hamburger.

so, you're from russia? you must be a homophobe

I’m sorry I can’t.. you’re too kind.. ;(

Uh I don’t wanna— I’ll do it only if you’re sure but it’ll be bad

Go. commit. oober. javer.

Did you know that dork means whale *****? Keep that in mind and don't think about a goldfish in a condom

ew

roast me please

you eat poo >:(

You're so ugly you'd scare the crap outta the toilet. Some people bring joy wherever they go. You bring joy whenever you go. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home? If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world. I guess you prove that even god makes mistakes sometimes. Shock me, say something intelligent. If you really spoke your mind, you'd be speechless. I hope the rest of you day is pleasant as you are. bam Roast x8

You're like beef YOu roast well :P

90 comments without getting featured... What sorcery is this.

i can't- YOU'RE TOO NICE, I CAN'T! *le cri*

You cinnamon roll, can't go a day without making someone happy. You'll never make anyone angry, even if you tried. When you're around, all anyone can think of is how great you are because you are too nice a person. You're so wholesome and friendly, you could be Mr. Rogers risen from his grave in a disguise and nobody would doubt it.

They say laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world! don't be too harsh.. ;v;

I've heard better comebacks from a turkey sandwich.... G E T A L I F E!

u big poopoo peepee baby

I can’t roast, I broke my oven doing that to someone else.

I can’t your one of my idols, I just can’t, you can roast me tho

I'm just reading all of these comments and they're just making me laugh smh xD

Wow cant believe I look at your anims, you probably payed some artist to do this for you so you would be super popular oh wait even better you PAY people to give you their drawing.

I wanna roast you but your art is to Damn ugly and stoopid that I can't think of bad enough words

Why the **** is everything you make with purple or it's a shitpost.

Where you born on a highway? I mean, that's where most accidents happen You are a peepee head >:(((

You’re dumb cus I lived set u on fire? Ur already Burt to ashes! 😏

Ur mum

pee pee

Do you have a grape in your head? Or were you not paying attention when someone put it there to say you had something there?

Id give you a nasty look but you already have one

you're too fabulous

You and @doodle kid are a couple but your to afraid to admit it.