God, I wish somebody would've told me When I was younger that all bodies aren't the same Photoshop, itty bitty models on magazine covers Told me I was overweight I stopped eating, what a bummer Can't have carbs in hot girl summer If I could go back and tell myself When I was younger, I'd say, psst I know Victoria's secret And girl, you wouldn't believe She's an old man who lives in Ohio Making money off of girls like me Cashing in on body issues Selling skin and bones with big boobs I know Victoria's secret She was made up by a dude