sal: what it's true ronnie:...*intense gay panic* i- uhm shut up

ronnie: stop right now sal!! sal: hehe *hides behind emma*

sal: *crouches behind her* dont let him hurt me ronnie: nah dude its my day off from villainy

ronnie: im tired and annoyed and...i really need to buy a pack of cigarettes sal: ...but cigarettes are bad for you

ronnie: good then maybe you'll get your "happy ending" if i end up dying of lung cancer

tonnie: stop! *intense blushing* sal: Yeah scary villain come here

ronnie: FATHERS!? sal: hell nah we aint a thing

ronnie:...no

ronnie: NO sal:...teehee

ronnie: STOP IT sal: why u so flustered then

ronnie: nah hell nah ur sals kid not mine sal:...:\

ronnie: no...we're not ... (in this au ur just sal's kid)

ronnie: because i ...hes the hero and im not sal: so does this mean you have feelings for me but you just cant cause the whole villain and hero thing *teasing ronnie*