Ivan: *crying* HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL!
Lucas: I DID nAwT! TEACHER, PUT HIM IN DETENTION AND HAVE HIM EXPELED!
Me in the back: ClOsE yOuR eYeS sHuT yOuR mOuTh MeMe A MeMe AnD gEt uS oUt-
Oh Jesus Christ-
Ivan: Rubbing alcohol cures outside wounds, so drinking alcohol cures inside wounds. It's science. *opens a thing of Fireball and chugs it*