Jade: yEaH, rIgHt.

Jade: mHm.

*Jade facepalms smh*

Jade: I'm not-

Jade: >:(

*Jade ****ing falls facefirst*

*Pink walks in* Pink: wOaH

Pink: D O I

*Pink waddles away casually *

Brown: OHHHH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEE

Brown: BY THE DAWANS EWERLY WLIGHT

Brown: I'm tElLinG- *facepalms*

*Brown bean sleeping noises*

*Pink is chasing after jade* Pink: STOP I NEED TO PUT MORE NEEDLES IN-

*Jade much running*

*Brown wakes up and tackles white from behind*

Brown: YOU'RE AN AMERICAN SPY, D I E

*brown d i e s*

*Jade scReEmS*

*Jade yeets a bottle at white and then runs*

Jade: g l a s s

*Pink TACKLES JADE* Jade: SHUT UP JOYFUL Pink: E w , j a d e , you TALK TO HIM NORMALLY?

*Jade gets up and yeets more glass bottles at white teeheee*

Jade: N O *Jade continues throwing glass bottles at white* Pink: JADE START TALKING TO JOYFUL AGAIN

*Jade enters the room and casually lets green out of the stretcher* Pink: gOd dAmN iT

Jade: ACK- *JADE FALLS OVER LIKE A BOWLING PIN AHAHAH*

Jade: I'm not the one JABBING PEOPLE WITH A GOD DAMN SYRINGE *Jade kicks white because arms no go*

Jade: WITHOUT OTHER PEOPLES PERMISSION- AND YOU JUST MURDERED SOMEONE-!

Jade: LET ME GO OR I'LL ****IN' SUMMON S A T A N

Jade: s e c r e t :)

Jade: n o . NOW LET ME G O

*Jade is just saying satanic stuff* Pink: oh god he's summoning satan

*the rooms lighting is now red ahah* Pink: R U N

*Pink makes a run for it and literal s a t a n is in the room*

Satan: oh god, why here of all places.

*Satan literally just sips t e a * Satan: who wants to go to brazil? Jade: wHiTe dOeS.

*White is slowly being dragged by the feet to hell lmao*

Satan: will do. *white has been dragged all the way to hell 👏👏👏*

Satan: w e i r d *portal to hell closes lmao*

Jade: this is normal.

*Jade looks at pink and ****ing TACKLES HER-*

*fighting just continues*

*brown is casually d e a d *

Jade: what- *the fighting s t o p s *

Jade: oh right. Forgot about that.

Jade: well- white killed brown so-

*Jade shrugs*

*Jade ****ing hits the air and a thud is heard I-*

Jade: sTuPiD aSs ***** *Jade is talking to the air and trips*

*Jade looks at green* Jade: can you not see them-???

*Jade groans* Jade: pInK, hE cAn'T sEe tHeM eiThEr... Pink: Istg. Jade we talked about this-

Pink: It's because only we can see them. They're demons I summoned to torment Jade.

Jade: they don't just torment me though- they literally Just do whatever- Pink: ONE OF THEM IS A WASTE OF SUMMONING

*Pink bonks Jade because she can* Pink: anyways I'm gunna torture jade now. Bye! *pink jabs jade with a needle, picks him up, and walks away*

*Pink ties Jade to the ceiling in electrical with w i r e s *

*Pink cuts Jades hands and feet off because she can*

*Pink gets out of electrical, goes to green, and picks him up*

Pink: white mentioned something about blacks venom. *Pink placed green on a stretcher* Pink: now stay. *pink heads back to electrical*

*Pink casually just takes one of jades eyes out*

*Pink wraps up where she cut with bandages*

*Pink heads to medbay, gives green a bag, and starts getting supplies*

*Pink heads back to electrical with her arms full of supplies*

*Pink just decides that she needs to remove some stuff in jades brain and cuts his head open*

*Pink removes a chunk of Jades brain c a s u a l l y *

*pink cleans up the bloody mess she made, stitches up everything, and injects Jade with numbing stuff*

(222 is the new satan numbers) *Pink proudly looks at what she's done like she A C T U A L L Y did something good*

Pink: alright, cool, now when does he wake up-

( C a s u a l bloody m o p ) *Pink stares at Jade, expecting him to wake up but nah, he's knocked out real good*

(Yandere simulator be like: ) Pink: omfg he's not waking up I'm getting pissed

*Pink smacks Jade across the face several different times* Pink: wAkE uPpPppp

*impatient pink sounds* Pink: Istg I'm going to just l e a v e him here

*Pink just leaves jade in electrical and goes to admin*

*Jade c a s u a l l y wakes up tied to the ceiling* Jade: h E l P -

Jade: I'm sTucK on the cEiLiNg

Jade: I kNoW. I'm mIsSiNg tHeM.

*Jade is stumbling* Jade: ow- I dunno-

Jade: so it is.

Jade: wAiT, wOt-

Jade: a color did this???

*Jade is visible confusion*

Jade: I'm just gunna- go- try to walk- *Jade was trying to walk with nO fEeT and he was fAiLiNg*

*Jade falls over* Jade: No, no, I'm good. I g o t t h i s

Jade: IGOTTHISDONTWORRY *Jade is continuously getting up, trying to walk, and falling*

Jade: yes I do-

Jade: I just need to get used to it-

*Jade proceeds to take a step and f a l l *

Jade: .....maybe I need a little help

*Jade chuckled nervously*

*Jade got up and sighed* Jade: I'm so numb right now and it's bothering me-

*Jade poked the spot where his eye was missing*

Jade: what?

Jade: I know. .v."

Jade: what was that-?

*Jade was in p a n i c m o d e *

*Jade sat down on the floor in electrical because can't walk teehee*

*Jade just-- s l e e p s - - *

*Pink is just watching all this happen like "yes I sort of caused this teehee"*

Pink: Okay, red, green was sick and so he bled and he cleaned it up with that mop. Boom. Siance.

Pink: good question. Why do you drink coffee all the time and refuse to sleep?

Pink: y o u d o .

Pink: whatever you say, man.

*Jade sleeping intensifies*

*pink facepalms*

Pink: I'm going to go blend jades hands... *Pink casually walks away*

*Pink is just blending Jades hands in admin*

Pink: who wants "hand"burgers? :)

Pink: y e s

Pink: to torture jade. Obviously.

Pink: cannibalism.

Pink: Fun.

*Pink just puts the blender next to black-*

Pink: I also have feet and an eye, you wan it?

*Pink gives black a cold bag with feet and an eye inside it*

*pink pats black head* Pink: :D

*Jade finally wakes up*

*Jade casually tries to walk again and F A L L S *

Jade: p l e a s e

*Jade was n o t expecting that-*

Jade: I- um- security-

Jade: thank you :D (V e r y)

*Jade casually watches the cameras*

*Pink waltz into security* Pink: hI jADe Jade: hElO

Pink: so, how's your b r a i n Jade: I d u n n o

Pink: do you know who I am? Jade: n O , leave me a l O n E

Pink: oKaY tHeN, bYe. *pink yeets out*

*Jade continues watching cameras while pink is MANIACALLY LAUGHING*

*Jade eventually falls asleep, a g a i n*

(They magiq) Pink: I'm so s m a r t

*Pink is just waltzing around*

*pink just a p p e a r s behind green* Pink: how so?

Pink: I could heeellllp :D

Pink: I used to be a doctor and a lab scientist.

Pink: so, what feels weird??

Pink: hMmMm... maybe you just slept on it funny-

Pink: o h . Maybe just um.... rest.. a little more.. once you wake up I'm positive it'll be gone :D

*Pink disappears. Oh god*

*Jade wakes up and coughs*

*Jade was sweating a little*

(No, green. You are not fine. There is an atomic bomb in your neck and you have 30 seconds to live you-) Jade: not reality... not reality, I'm fine.

*Jade b r e a t h s *

*Jade looks at the cameras blankly*

Jade: okay this is too boring. *He flops onto his back and closes his eyes-* (Even tho one is missing but like that's f i n e )

(Guess Jade can't go anywhere anymore) *Jade sighs* Jade: too quiet, too boring, and too plain.

*Jade opens his eyes and continues to be b o r e d *

Jade: b o r e d .

*Jade sighs and starts to look at the cameras again*

Jade: well, I mean, I can't really do anything anyways. I literally can't do any tasks because I don't have hands, and I can't run to emergency button when needed. So, I dunno.

Jade: anyways, how are you?

Jade: that's good to know.

*Jade casually just f a l l s asleep again*

(JADE IS LITERALLY HALF BLIND I-) *Pink is just waddling around*

Pink: so, purple, you murdered red. Right?

Pink: c o o l .

Pink: okay, have a nice life. *Pink yeets away*

Pink: *earrape* green are you sleeping???

Pink: oH oKaY

Pink: you're probably just sick or something. Why not sleep in medbay-

Pink: but white's g o n e

Pink: I-

Pink: okay, that's a little weird but okay-

Pink: that's it, nothing interesting is happening, you're helping something cool happen n o w *pink is literally trying to drag green*

*Pink is dragging green to medbay casually. Or atleast, trying to-*

Pink: we're gunna break his samples and YOU'RE GUNNA HELP

Pink: it's either that or I tie you up and rub them on your f ac e

Pink: >:(

Pink: y e s . You're doing nothing, I'm doing nothing, WE NEED SOMETHING TO DO

*Pink has the samples I-

Pink: b r e a k s o m e

*Pink shoved one in greens face h-* Pink: B R E A K

*pink groans* Pink: w u s s

*Pink yeets one of the jars on the ground and it b r e a k s *

Pink: wIoW

*pink breaks like-- 10 at once--*

Pink: y e s

* pink breaks the rest lol*

Pink: if he comes back he's gunna be p i s s e d

Pink: a-

Pink: oH, rIgHt-

Pink: Jade messed with them first.

Pink: speaking of which- is he still in security??

Pink: that ***** still can't find a way to walk-???

Pink: he can still c r a w l -

Pink: he has e l b o w s

Pink: well if he wants to get around he h a s to use them.

Pink: t o r t u r e

Pink: he's done bad things on earth so he has to pay for them.

Pink: not Jade, no.

Pink: I get paid to do this shit.

Pink: y u p

Pink: Jade isn't paying me, someone else is. Dummy.

Pink: people who don't like other people.

*Pink shrugs*

Pink: Okay, byes.

*Jade is sleeping on the floor I-*

*Pink is cleaning up the shit she threw on the floor*

*Jade wakes up casually and sits himself up*

*Jade coughs and looks at his bandages*

Jade: aaaannnd I'm bleeding. G r e a t .

*Jade sighs and looks at the ceiling*

*Jade stops looking at the ceiling and gets up/stands up*

*Pink stares at green* Pink: o r a r e y o u

Pink: orareyou.

Pink: nOt fInE?

Pink: what seems to be da problem

Pink: well if it's hard to explain then just s h o w m e

Pink: I promise.

Pink: oh.

Pink: that's not good-

Pink: ....try putting acetone on it.

(Bad idea it stings lmao) Pink: ok b y e s *pink v a n i s h e s wh-*

*Pink draws a map for weird events casually*

(ACE TONE IWNDIEDN) *Jade casually just watches himself b l e e d *

Jade: Improbablygunnadiefrombloodloss

Pink: uHm. uH. ****yourchickenstrips

Pink: :,D

*Pink just throws an e g g at the c e i l i n g *

Pink: wait, why is there a cheesesteak- *PINK IS LOOKING AT A RANDOM CHEESESTEAK*

*Jade sits in a chair with w h e e l s , escapes security and rolls about*

*Jade casually hits pink, and goes to nav*

*Jade ****in YEETS THE CHAIR INTO PURPLE*

Jade: whoops. *Jade also fell over cuz he was still on the chair I-*

Jade: nO, but GREEN R U N DAMN IT

Jade: okay I'm probably gunna die from blood loss now. Or maybe you, but I dunno. Whichever one kills me first.

Jade: wait no- *Jade decides to pass out from bloodloss c a s u a l l y *

*Pink grabs purple and hugs them* Pink: I MISSED YOU

*insert happy pink here*

Pink: I know. *Jade wasn't at the table because p a s s e d o u t *

Pink: pRoOf?

Pink: okay cool. Purple, DEFENSE?

Pink: wasn't Jade bleeding the entire time?

Pink: s u s . . . But ok. *pink skips, the god damn moron istg-*

Pink: wait, wHy iSn'T jAdE vOtInG???

*jade is casually bleeding out- barely breathing*

*The bleeding still continues, but less intensely*

*Pink just looks at it from afar* Pink: awh, man. My test dummy is b l e e d i n g without my permission.

*Pink casually goes up to jade and kicks him* Pink: wake the **** up. *Jade jumps awake and gasps for air, coughing. The bleeding had stopped now, weirdly*