Oh wait... Ha, funny

Ehhhhhhh... Sure, why not? :P

I have a question though

Since when does Jason wear glasses?

Oh... An intelligent gAe... No thanks 😖

No >:I

My OC isn't supposed to be gay to begin with, yet here we are

I know... I while back, I went roller skating, and then Jason RAPED MEEEE

NOOOOOOOO! I DIIIIIIIIIDN'T!!!!

STOP MESSING WITH ME! OR IMMA CALL THE FORCES OF THE SOVIET UNION TO PUMP YA FULL OF LED

Well... Unless you enjoy the thought of being torn apart with bullets, then yes, it will be a bad thing

Wait.... Waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait... You think I'm trying to be SEXUAL??!?! HA! Your funny... I wasn't kidding about that, and I'd gladly pull out a Mosin-Nagant or something but I dont have one at the moment

Nope :3

Good day, you filthy bastard

And what is that?

... Miller, again... Miller: *knocks him out* Ya hear that? Miller: no... Exactly! *He sighed with relief* I love it when he's not talking

Thanks!

Hmmmmm............................................................................ Yeah

I honestly don't care when he wakes up... He's annoying

For real, bro 😖

And I feel bad for you bro

Good for you bro

Ehhh... I suppose

Well then, lead the way... Miller, stay here, I do t want him following us

Miller: -_- So how far is this place?

Miller: That's classified information

Miller: -_- We almost there?

Miller: no Cool!

Miller: I'd rather not find out -_- *Follows*

Miller: -_- Is it possible to do both?

Miller: I dunno Are you ready?

Miller: What'd you expect from me, I don't know you well Let's do dis bro

Miller: Run, kind of... Not like that though *Much excite*

*well, not run :p*

Miller: -_- Alrighty, then

Wait... Hold up... Can you do requests (maybe 18+?)

Miller: nah -_- *Watches*

Hmmmmm... Well, I want it to be raining, and I want it to be a ship... But I don't know who I want it to be) Miller: Because I said no -_- *He drinks* 👌

Yes 👌) Miller: no No

Miller: no No

Miller: no *Drinks more* -_-

Miller: no

Miller: finally...

Miller: NO

Miller: Because I said no (just... No)

Miller: Thank you -_- What next, you gonna start freaking default dancing?

No, not really /: Miller: -_- (I'm really tempted to just say: Miller: *judo throws Jason into the ocean lmao)

Miller: No Maybe I don't wanna... *He frowns, pouring his vodka into a glass and pushing it to the end of the table,*

Alright, that's it :D) Miller's *judo throws Jason into the ocean* Whhaaaaaat?? NOOOOOOOO... Maybe...

(Who reacts like that lmao) Miller: that was satisfying uwu *He sighs* Sure... Why not? That's for you by the way *the one at the end of the table*

Eh, it's alright... I found out Jason was cheating on me :) (I saw that roleplay by the way lol) I couldn't give two shuts less, but whatever. But yeah... I've also been talking to some girls (irl) They're pretty nice 👌 And I've been playing a ton of Call of Duty... The good ones, like World at War, Black Ops, Black Ops 2... I miss those days :(

That's just wow... So we're a doge now?) Yeah 😎

So... Now what?

But I don't KNOW what I wanna -... Wait... Hold up... I got some COD to play... Do you play? Cus I gotta go... You can come if you want

(shurgs lol)

Beautiful! *Smacks a couple dollars on the table* always tip the dude, now, come on bro! *Runs out, chanting Call of Duty*

Well, I just got a text from my friend, he's gonna be on today, and I haven't played with him in a while :D

Miller, your coming with us! Were playing COD! Miller: eh, ok

Nope! :D Miller: *follows*

Because I said nope 🙁 Miller: Ted should be at the house

-later- *knocks on door* Hey Ted! Unlock the door please! Were playing COD! Ted: Cool... *He opens the door* Alright, cone in I guess

*he sits in the couch* 😁 Miller: Alright, uh, find something to do I guess Alrighty *sets everything up* Oh man, oh man, oh man.... Oh man, oh man, oh man... Oh man, oh man, oh man!... Ooh, it's starting! :D

Behold... *The loading screen finishes* Black Ops 2!

*joins da server* Hey John, what's up? (He's my pfp) John: What's poppin?

Not much :p

Yeah, he can hear you already though John: Yeah, there's mics in the controller's... PS4 stuff

John: ACK! You ain't gotta talk so loud! Ear rape... Bro, it's cus he uses an Xbox! *Punches his shoulder softly* Just kidding

John: I haven't played in a while, so excuse me if it takes a while It's all good bro

John: Wat map? Uh... Hijacking? John: Alright... Mode I'd rather we do TDM or FFA... Ray, what do you want?

I don't think there's a map called "Munching On Chips" John: Pfft- Wow

Bro, which mode? John: Let's see there's infection, TDM, FFA, Elimination, hardcore, headshots only, free play, and capture the flag

John: Hardcore is literally just a game mode without your HUD, so you can't see which you direction you took damage from, how much ammo you have, or your radar. And you start off with just a knife, but you can get weapons from airdrops and stuff It's challenging, but its fun

John: Alrighty... I'll just do no objectives so we can play as long as we want Alright

John: *Starts the match* This is not how I remember this map 🙁 Treyarch sure loves their updates... It's the same layout as the last time you played but you can go inside the cruiser now

John: uh, yeah, just so you know, the airdrops don't start spawning until someone gets a kill Yeah 😶 There are plenty of bots so it won't be very difficult

(I have this mod for BO2 that lets you carry around a boom box on your back, and it'll just play random music, which is pretty cool) *Crab Rave lol* John: You still have that? Yes, it's funny

*oof* Bruh... Das not very nice John: lol

*Lucky spawn uwu, after he respawns an airdrop fell next to him, so he opened it* Ooohhhh yeah... Flamethrower... 🎶Burn baby burn...🎶 John: Oh dear...

I could go for a barbeque anyways 😎 John: And thus start the spawn kills -_-

John: ._. *he is legit right behind Ray, in shock of how he somehow didn't notice him* *Humming*

(Hmm, I wonder what Jason's up to...)

John: *stabbystabstab* :D Hmmmmm...

*he laughs* Taken by surpri- Uh, hold up, gotta answer the door John: Alright *Walks over to the door and opens it* Hi, how can I he- ._. nope *attempts to slam door*

*he slammed the door shut and pressed his back against it, trying to hold it closed* Go away! John: Hey dude, whats going on? Just having, some, technical difficulties! John: Uh, hey dude, I'm heading over there now

Brother reply to me)

SCREW OFF PSYCHO! John: *he flew through the doorway* Miller: *he ran down the stairs* What's the problem?! HELP!

NO! John: *after walking for a little while, he finally made it to his house* What the hell!?!?

Raymond! HELP!

John: *he tapped his shoulder* What's going on here?

John: Who are you?

John: *he calmly took the rock out of his hand* no

John: *he took that one as well* I'm a friend of Dead

John: *he throws them out of the yard* Hey look! Now you don't have ammo

John: *he staggered back* You wanna go?!

John: I'm afraid I can't do that...

John: Clearly your unwanted here, so **** off

John: you listen well! *He pulled him away from the door*

John: *he tackles him*

John: *he holds his arms down on the ground, coughing* What? *He ran over to him*

John: *he grabbed his arm in pain* AUGH! *runs outside*

John: *he gasped* *Hits Jason with a bat* no

*helps him up* John: *he coughs, holding his arm*

Wait hold on... *Smacks him with the bat again for shots and giggles :D* Ok, now let's go inside *he helped John to the door* John: T-thanks... I got you dude...

*he set John on the couch* John: *he had lots of cuts and bruises* /_\

Yeah, h-hurry up... Please... *he teared up* John: -_-

Ted! Ted: *he ran down the stairs* Yeah!? I-I need help...

Ted: *he took the first aid kit* Alright, go wait outside Wait what? Jason's out there! You really want us to- Ted: Yes, go outside... Raymond, you to, I don't need to be distracted... C-Can you at least have Miller come out with us...? Miller: ... Fine

That hurt you leave me :0 ))

*sits down on the porch* Miller: -_- Ted: Alright, John, can you hear me? John: *he nodded*

Raymond... I would like full on permission to beat the shit out of him Miller: Id like to see that :D

Stop me once I get too... "Frustrated" *He grabs his bat again and walks over to him* How's it going?

*smacks him upside the head with full force

It feels nice, doesn't it!?

*hits him again* You deserve this... And I don't feel sorry *hits him a third time*

I suppose... *He turned around and was gonna walk back, but came back for one final blow to the head*

He's alright... He's not dead...

You can tell he's breathing, his chest is still moving

I'm not sure... Ted: *he came back outside* Alright, I think he's good, just let him rest for now, though A-Alright

Ted: no, leave him alone

Ok

*he coughed* Miller: ._.

/_\ That was tiring... *He drooped*

*he put his hands on his knees* /_\

*he coughed again* Man, I'm outta shape

*he shook his head*

Probably...

*He went inside* -_-

*Goes upstairs*

😴

*still sleeping, satisfied that he can actually sleep for once*

*I don't what to say, he's just gonna be sleeping the entire time, unless someone interrupts him*

*still sleeping*

(pof, sorry I died lol) 😴

(I was playing some Skyrim, and decided to steal a Whiterun guards clothes, and then started killing a ton of giants) *He jolts awake*

But then got flung to the moon, cus like, you know, **** logic. Apparently if a hammer comes DOWN on you, you go UP lmao) *He slowly sits up* /_\

Hmm... Mario meets Skyrim... That'd probably ruin Skyrim for me :() What the ****! STOP!

Screw you!

Lemme sleep god damn it! I'll gladly beat you with that bat again!

Good goin', dipshit...

Alright, so... I'm pretty positive I'm dreaming *smacks himself* Nope... So, Jason just broke my window... Wait, wait... His name is Dipshit now 👌

Oh dear... *Slides out da room Black Ops style* 😎

*trips down the stairs I guess 👌, and runs outside* NOPENOPENOPENOOENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPRNOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

*Walks him in the head with the bat for like the, what, 97th time? Lol*

*he did that thing, where like you know a bug is dead, but you keep smacking it anyways *

No! >:I

*Smacked him again* Pest control... At your service *he shivered*

I said PEST CONTROL! *He gave one, final blow to the head*

*Throws his body out the damn door and fixes the window* Ok, now I'd like to get some sleep... Good night *he shambles back up stairs*

Wot?)

Oh) 😴

😴

(There's not much though)

(I'm gonna go to bed 😴)

*still napping*

(I'm back) 😴

😴 John: ugh... Too loud...

....

*finally gets the joke*

Can we start da rp

oki

It is illegal for me not to give you at least one hug and kiss a day-

*hugs and kisses you anyway* in my book it is

UwU

I ship it-

Ree u//w//u

Hhh

*pats ur hair* x3

Want cont rp and chat?) Cute

Yes

Yesss~

*laughs*

You are

Yes you are hon

In lots of ways. For example it's funny when you start getting embarrassed and you start blushing at the same time it is cute

See! Hehe

Heh

Haha!

UwU

*hugs you again*

Ily

*randomly squeaks cuz yes*

0.0 *squeaks AGAIN*

Hhh

Mmm -//^//-

ahhhh

*sits next to her*

Sleepy?

If your tired then get some sleep

so like you remember a while ago when i told you about that guy who liked me because we wore the same fortnite sweater

hes back nea me and were still getting mocked :,D

i spelt .and. 3 times and i still messed up)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa "im gonna bust your nut so you cant have babies with her" *scared weeze*

*woke screams*

i wanna go HOME NOW

why am i still here just to suffer

i was forced against my will to stay with them the whole day AAAA

i dont like christan schools

its s c a r y

i dont understand

how was your day :D

i see were on the same boat

yee yee

n o w w h a t

what do you wanna do

decide

hmmm

idk thats why i said what do you wanna do

rp and talk owo

sad hours

it wont let me make an anim for rp

we can use the talk one to rp and the old talk to one to talk