my mom's a conspiracy theorist
by:
FoxesAreNotReal 
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08.04.2022
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FoxesAreNotReal[OP]
08.04.2022 02:42
Linkhelp
FoxesAreNotReal[OP]
08.04.2022 02:43
Linkshe genuinley believes that the government is trying to control us by making a planned famine
world wide
FoxesAreNotReal[OP]
08.04.2022 02:44
Linkshe also believes that mexican drug cartels are selling off wheat farmers in ukraine
i dont know where she got that but she unironically believes that
I am too, but only when it comes to the ocean or space. anything else is bullsit :>
I ****ing wish i was
Everyone thought he was joking at first but he turned out to be serious abt it and said he was
Sifnnjfwinw
a geometry teacher
a GEOMETRY teacher
believes the earth is flat
i am quaking
bro my mom was rambling about how there is gonna be a world wide famine yesterday as a part of the convo we were having
yknow what my sister and i were talking about
microwaves
what...
my mom believes anything she sees on facebook so, you prolly know where that goes
my dad believes that bidens son is a crazy narcissist that is going to make ww3 happen so he can get money and stay out of jail
while hunter is by all means a drugged out narcissist he isn't gonna start ww3 what
and whenever i say something about it he start saying things like trump is some god and biden is going to kill everyone and he will come and insult my dad
pray to trump repel the devil biden
ngl biden would be a p chill devil
he wouldnt even remember where he is so he wouldnt even do anything lmao
but just imagine you're vibing as a conservative and biden comes in a ****ing will smith's you in the face
"bro she just bitсh will smithed that girl in the face"
better than saying bitcch slapped
"guys there arent cameras in the bird OR the flies. they've been in the fish all along! look at their beady eyes - those ****ers are up to something, and it isn't good." -your mother most lukely
she believed these two dudes who were military cooks on a podcast when they said ww3 was 100% going to happen so we needed to bomb-proof our house
our house is a little over 6,000 sq ft
that's saying something
i played minecraft the world keeps going and there's bedrock at the bottom dummy
that something is nothing, meaning that inadvertently, you will always know nothing, no matter how much you really know, and then by knowing nothing, you know something, which is nothing, therefore creating a sequential paradox.
Waht
My mom believes video games rot/melt your brain and make you have no personality