sucks to be you

Why is this 18+?

My teeth itch. My hair hurts. I’m going to get my toe nail pierced this weekend. When in a grocery store ask the clerk “do you have Prince Albert in a can?”, if they say yes, tell them to let him go. Chocolate milk comes from brown cows you know. Never play golf with a doctor who wears green socks. My nipple is broken. My eye socket is warm. Do you eat other peoples finger nails? Have you ever tried sleeping in water?