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Walden: *was at the restaurant waiting for her*

*She saw this little blue slime that looks somewhat like a whale sitting on a chair*

Walden: *He blushed* H-Hello

Walden: Walden Gunia that’s me

Walden: *He was so small he had a stand up on the table*

Walden: So how was your day

Walden: I’m doing all right *He had a little bowtie on him*

Walden: T-Thank you it’s made out of my material

Walden: I’m a hero

Walden: Yep I’m known as slimeAmanda

Walden: yep My friends say I’m really squishy but that’s my sons name squishy

Walden: I have 85,000 kids

Walden: yep A lot on my plate

Walden: Wanna see something funny

Walden: *Turns into a slime puppy*

Walden: *Berks*

Walden: The only Person who would ever like me like this is my.....wife

Walden: My wife and I loved her. But a few years ago she got killed on a shark attack I have to take care of all my kids by myself been miserable since then even though I have my friends to support me it’s not enough to stitch the black hole in my heart

Walden: Even though I look adorable I have a dark past

Walden: Do you want to hear my backstory

Walden: Well I am used to it now I just want to ask if you want to hear

Walden: It was many years ago There was the show back in the day. Called pinkies bazaar play house It was the number one show in the world it’s beloved by children everywhere it was anyway. The person who created the show pinknistand flamingo What is beloved by people everywhere but one day one of the heads of the network saying that they’re canceling his Show Even though it was still a huge hit. Pinky women singing so he started to create something not made out of fabric not made out of plastic materials. It was.......me I was made out of average every day playful slime but I had the intelligence of a five-year-old I had no idea what was going on. After that pinky disappeared but I was alive and they broke free but I didn’t know how to speak English so when I met Luke he taught me how to speak languages and I know all languages in the world now. And that’s the origin of me

Walden: So basically I’ve been fighting alongside my friends for years

Walden: You’re a very sweet girl I think this could work out

Walden: *blushes*

Walden: Make dirty jokes

Walden: Yep

Walden: Hey I got a joke I want to tell you

Walden: What do you call elephant that nobody Cares about

Walden: Irrelevant! XDDD

*After the dinner* Walden: I was some good stuff

???: HaHaHaHa!! Walden: oh no

???: IT’S PINKY TIME!!! Walden: *Got into a battle Stance*

*A tall man came out of the shadows with a big smile that would make the joker Seem like he has cavities and a grayish looking mohawk* Walden: Floof Stand behind me

Pinky: Pinky flamingo at your service Walden: He’s the person who created me

Pinky: Hello hot sexy mama *He took his hands out of his pockets One of his hands Have erasers on them And the other one had gadgets on them*

Walden: Stay away from her she’s my girlfriend *Immediately covered his mouth*

Pinky: XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Pinky: Isn’t it obvious I’m a villain he’s a hero we start fighting *Pinky threw a punch that lead Walden flying*

Walden: *He got slammed into a car and he was dizzy* Pinky: HAHAHA

Walden: sweetheart What time are we going on the date? *He said in a slight concussion voice*

Pinky: Why would you even date that little shit

Pinky: It’s not like you care about him you’re just gas he’s a slime