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Woah-yaoi-owo
15.02.2021 23:28
LinkRed: nice knife, where'd you buy it?
green-isnt-mean[OP]
15.02.2021 23:28
Linklime: butcher shop
Woah-yaoi-owo
15.02.2021 23:28
LinkRed: n o i c e .
green-isnt-mean[OP]
15.02.2021 23:28
Linklime: t h a n k s
Woah-yaoi-owo
15.02.2021 23:30
LinkRed: y e e . Anyways I'm gunna go play some video games with blue
*red casually walks a w a y *
green-isnt-mean[OP]
15.02.2021 23:31
Linklime: :P
Woah-yaoi-owo
15.02.2021 23:32
Link*Red casually grabs blue and plays games with him--*
green-isnt-mean[OP]
15.02.2021 23:32
Linklime is just waiting for someone*
Woah-yaoi-owo
15.02.2021 23:33
Link*Purple just c a s u a l l y appears out of nowhere-*
green-isnt-mean[OP]
15.02.2021 23:34
Linklime: ello
Woah-yaoi-owo
15.02.2021 23:34
LinkPurple: hi :D
green-isnt-mean[OP]
15.02.2021 23:35
Linklime: do you hate somebody alot? :D
Woah-yaoi-owo
15.02.2021 23:35
LinkPurple: n o , I hate everyone and everything equally.
green-isnt-mean[OP]
15.02.2021 23:36
Linklime: d a m n im never gonna get a target
Woah-yaoi-owo
15.02.2021 23:36
LinkPurple: I mean... you could just...kill me. Just stab me in the head to make sure I didn't live. A g a i n .
green-isnt-mean[OP]
15.02.2021 23:37
Linklime: ... would you pay me
Woah-yaoi-owo
15.02.2021 23:37
LinkPurple: how much?
green-isnt-mean[OP]
15.02.2021 23:37
Linklime: i d k
Woah-yaoi-owo
15.02.2021 23:38
LinkPurple: y'know what- I'm gunna die anyway so just take all my money.
*purple casually hands lime $1.5k*
green-isnt-mean[OP]
15.02.2021 23:39
Linklime: y a y *stabs purple in the head 3 times*
Woah-yaoi-owo
15.02.2021 23:40
Link*purple d i e s *
green-isnt-mean[OP]
15.02.2021 23:41
Linklime takes the money and walks away*
Woah-yaoi-owo
15.02.2021 23:41
LinkBlue: why do you suck at every game I play-
Red: s h u t
green-isnt-mean[OP]
15.02.2021 23:42
Linklime stands in elec*
Woah-yaoi-owo
15.02.2021 23:42
Link*Red is raging-*
green-isnt-mean[OP]
15.02.2021 23:42
Linklime: :P
Woah-yaoi-owo
15.02.2021 23:44
Link*Orange just h u g s lime randomly-*
green-isnt-mean[OP]
15.02.2021 23:45
Linklime: ...? is this a way of saying you want something
Woah-yaoi-owo
15.02.2021 23:46
LinkOrange: Nah, I just like hugging people :)
green-isnt-mean[OP]
15.02.2021 23:46
Linklime: ....
Woah-yaoi-owo
15.02.2021 23:47
LinkOrange: ^^
green-isnt-mean[OP]
15.02.2021 23:47
Linklime just slowly walks away*
Woah-yaoi-owo
15.02.2021 23:49
Link*Orange just stands there like: "I have successfully hugged someone without d y i n g " *
green-isnt-mean[OP]
15.02.2021 23:51
Linklime w a i t s*
Woah-yaoi-owo
15.02.2021 23:51
Link*Orange casually does tasks in electrical and walks out-*
green-isnt-mean[OP]
15.02.2021 23:52
Linklime: i swear i thought more people would want people dead
Woah-yaoi-owo
15.02.2021 23:52
LinkOrange: whuh-?
green-isnt-mean[OP]
15.02.2021 23:53
Linklime: n o t h i n g
Woah-yaoi-owo
15.02.2021 23:53
LinkOrange: o k a y .
*Orange walks away casually*
green-isnt-mean[OP]
15.02.2021 23:55
Linklime waiting intensifies*
Woah-yaoi-owo
15.02.2021 23:56
Link*Red casually walks up to lime and holds out $400-*
Red: I need to borrow your knife.
green-isnt-mean[OP]
15.02.2021 23:57
Linklime: ... o k
Woah-yaoi-owo
15.02.2021 23:58
Link*Red just gives lime the money, takes the knife and w a l k s a w a y *
green-isnt-mean[OP]
15.02.2021 23:58
Linklime waits*
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 00:00
Link*literally not even 10 minutes later red comes back, gives lime the knife which is now coated in blood, and walks away-*
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 00:00
Linklime: who did ya kill?
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 00:01
LinkRed: ah, I didn't kill anyone. I just chopped some stuff up.
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 00:01
Linklime: o h
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 00:02
LinkRed: it h u r t s still.
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 00:02
Linklime: o k
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 00:03
Link*Red just walks away-*
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 00:04
Linkcyan a p p e a r s in elec*
lime: :O a potential customer
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 00:05
Link*Orange just hugs green from behind-*
Orange: b o o
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 00:06
Linkgreen: A H
Cyan c a s u a l l y robs lime*
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 00:06
Link*Orange chuckles-*
(Poor lime)
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 00:07
Link(y e s) green: -n-
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 00:07
LinkOrange: anyways, how are 'ya?
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 00:07
Linkgreen: n o t t h e b e s t
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 00:08
LinkOrange: oh, why?
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 00:08
Linkgreen: long story
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 00:09
LinkOrange: shorten it up.
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 00:10
Linkgreen: had nightmare, cyan laughed
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 00:11
LinkOrange: alright, time to go m u r d e r
*Orange starts looking for cyan without hesitation-*
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 00:12
Linkgreen: wait w a t
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 00:13
LinkOrange: y o u h e a r d m e
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 00:14
Linkgreen: o h n o
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 00:16
Link*ORANGE LITERALLY GOES ON A RAMPAGE AND STABS A RANDOM BOX WITH HIS TENTACLES-*
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 00:16
Linkcyan: b r o you snapped your mind or something
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 00:16
Link*Orange looked at cyan*
Orange: y o u >:(
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 00:17
Linkcyan: yes m e
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 00:18
LinkOrange: you're gunna d i e
*Oranges tentacles casually grew in length, about 20ft-*
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 00:20
Linkcyan: no *shoots orange in the legs c a s u a l l y*
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 00:22
Link*Orange makes a demonic screech and extends his tentacles to try to get cyan-*
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 00:23
Linkcyan calls a meeting* cyan: so orange has gone sicko mode
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 00:24
Link*Orange just stares at cyan-*
Orange: BECAUSE YOU MADE GREEN U P S E T
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 00:25
Linkcyan: orange is the imposter
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 00:26
LinkOrange: you l i t e r a l l y shot me in the LEGS
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 00:27
Linkcyan: no proof
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 00:28
Link*Orange points at where his legs were shot-*
Orange: you were saying?
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 00:29
Linkcyan: h m m
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 00:30
LinkOrange: >:(
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 00:30
Linkcyan: i d k m a n o r a n g e k i n d a s u s
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 00:31
LinkOrange: c y a n v e n t e d
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 00:32
Linkcyan: n o p e
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 00:32
Link*Red and blue are just s t a r i n g at cyan and orange, back and forth-*
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 00:34
Linkcyan: also orange was yelling "time to murder" :P
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 00:35
LinkRed: it could just be because he was mad. Not everyone murders when they say that-
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 00:35
Linkcyan: b r u h
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 00:37
LinkRed: ._.
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 00:37
Linkcyan votes orange, green skips*
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 00:40
Link*Blue votes red, red votes cyan and blue skips-*
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 00:41
Linkcyan: >:P
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 00:42
LinkRed: .w."
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 00:43
Linkcyan walks away*
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 00:44
Link*Orange just lays down-*
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 00:45
Linkcyan: :P
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 00:46
LinkOrange: I give up.
Red: per usual.
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 00:46
Linkcyan: hehe
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 00:48
Link*orange just huffs and stares at the ceiling-*
Red: oh, stop being so pathetic.
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 00:49
Linkcyan s t o m p s on orange and runs*
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 00:50
Link*Orange l i t e r a l l y didn't react-*
Red: oh god he's gone into deep pathetic brother mode.
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 00:50
Linkcyan: wait nobody is with green *p o g*
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 00:52
Link*Blue stares at cyan like: " d o n t " *
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 00:52
Linkcyan: .... was that a do it i heard?
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 00:54
LinkBlue: N O . cyan istg I'm going to hit you with a t a b l e and t a z e r
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 00:54
Linkcyan just hops in a vent*
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 00:55
LinkBlue: omfg that son of a *****-
*Orange just r o l l s on the floor to find green- I-*
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 00:56
Linkcyan is c a s u a l l y slowly cutting greens 02 tank*
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 00:57
Link*Orange slowly but surely went to where green and cyan were and just impaled ctans hand with his tentacle-*
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 00:57
Linkcyan: A C K
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 00:58
LinkOrange: stay away from green you flipper flapping wing snacking son of a *****
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 00:59
Linkcyan: id do it again >:( *flies away*
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 01:00
LinkOrange: >:P
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 01:00
Linkgreen has a m a s s i v e crack on his helmet*
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 01:01
LinkOrange: I have superglue...
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 01:01
Links i l e n c e*
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 01:02
Link*Orange gets up and looks at green*
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 01:03
Linktheres c a s u a l l y a fire extinguisher on the floor*
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 01:03
Link*Orange just... tries putting the peices together-*
Orange: ...is he knocked out-?
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 01:04
Linksilence intensifies*
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 01:04
Link*Orange casually checks greens pulse-*
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 01:05
Linkslow beat*
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 01:05
Link*Orange just picks green up and S P E E D S to medbay-*
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 01:06
Linkwhite is making a card castle-*
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 01:07
Link*Orange yeets green on a stretcher, drags white to green and just p a s s e s o u t because too much worry-*
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 01:08
Linkwhite: w o w
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 01:09
Link*red just s t a r e s at this situation as if it's n o r m a l *
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 01:09
Linkwhite casually scans green*
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 01:10
LinkRed: why does this literally always happen-
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 01:11
Linkwhite: dunno. but hey ill be called the most hard working doctor if we ever land on earth
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 01:11
LinkRed: hah, you could say that again.
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 01:12
Linkwhite: o h m y *looking at the scan results casually*
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 01:14
LinkRed: ?
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 01:15
Linkwhite: so uh- he m a y have a cracked skull
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 01:16
LinkRed: well t h a t ' s n o t g o o d
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 01:16
Linkwhite: i w o n d e r w h y y o u t h i n k t h a t
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 01:17
LinkRed: h m
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 01:17
Linkwhite: h m m
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 01:19
LinkRed: considering that pretty much everyone on the ship has had something traumatic happen to them, I'm sure green'll get through this easy-peasy.
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 01:34
Linkwhite: true
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 02:23
LinkRed: :P
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 02:24
Linkwhite: not much i can do
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 02:25
LinkRed: he'll recover quickly if he stays in medbay.
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 13:04
Linkwhite: :P
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 13:21
LinkRed: :T
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 13:23
Linkwhite walks away*
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 13:24
Link*Red kicks orange awake-*
Orange: o w
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 13:25
Linkwhite finishes his card castle*
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 13:29
LinkRed: I'm leaving, now take care of your friend.
Orange: f i n e
*Red casually leaves*
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 13:29
Linkwhite: finally its d o n e
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 13:30
Link*Red just looks at the card castle*
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 13:30
Linkwhite is p r o u d*
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 13:31
LinkRed: hey, that's pretty cool. Make sure nobody messes up. Probably should glue the thing.
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 13:32
Linkwhite: oh nobody would mess it up. *pulls out 6 syringes and needles* ill make sure
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 13:32
LinkRed: o h m y .
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 13:33
Linkwhite: : )
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 13:33
LinkRed: what are they filled with?
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 13:34
Linkwhite: v e n o m and tranquilizers
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 13:35
LinkRed: f u n
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 13:35
Linkwhite: y e s
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 13:38
LinkRed: anyways, I'm gonna go before I accidentally mess it up.
*Red walks away carefully*
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 13:38
Linkwhite is a literal body guard to it-*
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 13:39
Link*Orange stares at green and p o k e s h i m *
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 13:40
Linkf l i n c h e s*
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 13:41
LinkOrange: he's alive :D
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 13:57
Linkwhite: f o r n o w
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 13:58
LinkOrange: w H a T ?
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 13:59
Linkwhite: nothing
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 14:00
LinkOrange: uh-huh...
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 14:00
Linkwhite: :P
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 14:01
Link*Orange looks at green again because worried*
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 14:02
Linkgreen: -n-
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 14:05
Link*Insert orange just making weird demonic sounds silently*
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 14:05
Linkgreen: i a m i n s e v e r e p a i n
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 14:08
LinkOrange: I swear, I'm going to murder cyan one of these days. My god.
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 14:11
Linkcyan in the vent just like "y e s"*
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 14:14
Link*Orange huffs-*
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 14:14
Linkgreen: -n-
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 14:16
LinkOrange: I can get you food or smthn if you're hungry.
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 14:16
Linkgreen: i am not hungry
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 14:17
LinkOrange: aight.
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 14:18
Linkgreen is just staring at the c e i l i n g in pain*
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 14:19
LinkOrange: ._."
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 14:19
Linkgreen: -n-
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 14:20
LinkOrange: doesn't white having numbing stuff?
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 14:21
Linkwhite: o h i do i just dont use it
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 14:22
LinkOrange: well w h y
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 14:23
Linkwhite: e n t e r t a i n m e n t
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 14:23
LinkOrange: gee, some kind of doctor you are.
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 14:24
Linkwhite: :P
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 14:25
LinkOrange: can you please give me the numbing stuff.
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 14:25
Linkwhite: f i n e *points at a cupboard*
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 14:26
Link*Orange uses his tentacles to get up, goes to the cupboard and grabs the numbing stuff*
Orange: thanksies.
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 14:26
Linkwhite: :P
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 14:27
Link*Orange casually uses the numbing stuff on green-*
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 14:28
Linkwhite proceeds to keep protecting the castle*
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 14:28
Link*Orange s t a r e s at the cardcastle*
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 14:29
Linkwhite: >:P
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 14:29
LinkOrange: I feel like I should mess that up...
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 14:30
Linkwhite slowly pulls out a syringe*
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 14:30
LinkOrange: h m m m . . .
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 14:31
Linkwhite: >:P
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 14:32
Link*Orange casually gets a little closer to it-*
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 14:32
Linkwhite pulls out m o r e*
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 14:33
LinkOrange: this is very tempting
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 14:34
Linkwhite: idc if i kill you l e a v e it
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 14:35
LinkOrange: H m m m . . .
*Orange gets a tiny bit closer-*
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 14:35
Linkwhite throws a needle at orange*
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 14:36
Link*Orange dodged it and stared at white*
Orange: stop wasting needles.
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 14:37
Linkwhite: that one was a failed experiment
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 14:38
LinkOrange: yOu'Re sTiLl wAsTiNg iT.
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 14:39
Linkwhite: >:(
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 14:39
LinkOrange: |:T
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 14:40
Linkwhite: > : (
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 14:41
LinkOrange: n o o b
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 14:41
Linkwhite: rude
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 14:42
LinkOrange: h a h a
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 14:44
Linkwhite pulls out a knife*
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 14:46
LinkOrange: o o p
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 14:47
Linkwhite: l e a v e
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 14:48
LinkOrange: n a h
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 14:49
Linkwhite: o k
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 14:50
LinkOrange: :D
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 14:52
Linkwhit guarding intensifies*
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 14:53
Link*Orange casually picks up one of whites jars*
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 14:54
Linkwhite goes into panic mode* white: O H G O D N O
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 14:55
LinkOrange: -?
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 14:55
Linkwhite: your gonna b r e a k it D:
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 14:56
LinkOrange: nah, I'm jjst looking at it :D
Woah-yaoi-owo
16.02.2021 14:56
LinkJust*
green-isnt-mean[OP]
16.02.2021 15:26
Linkwhite is panic*