and stir it together with the plunger

no

add some toilet paper and season it with pee

yes then dab a bit of salt and pepper, stir it up again, add the tidepods of course, a pinch of dust, stir it up for the third time, blow it with a hairdryer, turn the temperature thing so it's hot af for 10 minutes, then (applause) you got your famous "toilet soup"