YOU BETTER HOPE THAT MY GOD ****ING DAMN DOG IS HOME WHEN I GET THERE

OOOOOH AND IF HE AIN’T THEN HIDE- CAUSE HEEEEEERE’S CARL!!!!!

OHHHHH COOPER WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?!?!?!??!?!?!? YOU BETTER STAY OUTTA MY GOD DAMN HOUSE UNTIL, YOU FIND MY DOG

ANNA, FIND MY DOG, FIND HIM NOW, OR YOU WILL SOON BE SEEING SATAN

ANNNNND THATS ME

Shaky, SOOOO SOOO SHAKY

One sec, while I BITE MY HAND TILL IF ****ING BLEEDS

Look, I love you, and you are my dear friend, BUT NOW ISN'T THE GOD ****ING DAMN TIME

WHERE'S MY DOG

I'm sorry.

I’ma kill her, I’MA ****ING KILL HEr IF MY GOD DAMN DOG ISN’T THERE

OH no, THERE AIN’T NO CALMIN’ THIS GOD ****IN’ DAMN TORNADO OF RAGE DOWN, NOT TILL I SEE MY DOG

Appreciate the thought….BUT I WANT MY DOG

IN REAL LIFE, DEAR FRIEND, IN. REAL. LIFE

No-…THE ****ING SON OF A ***** WHO LOST MY GOD DAMN DOG IS NAMED ANNA

YOu aren’t, b.m…this isn’t the ****ing time to call yourself stupid…i mean it