“Security at every level of an airport is absolutely ridiculous. Until you get to the baggage claim. Then it’s just, like, take whatever bag you want.”

“At special occasions, girls with curly hair straighten it and girls with straight hair curl it."

"At the age of 60, Snoop Dogg will be 420 in dog years."

"When we're young, we sneak out of our houses to go to parties. When we're old, we sneak out of parties to go home."

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