*Jams out the bacc*
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Novine Dazzle walking
i don't like animating grr
children of the light
100% blue
poorly animated asriel
jack:*has crippling depression
by:
kiggle-snips 
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04.11.2019
683 comments
yoichu
04.11.2019 19:02
Linkdont cry my friend
Squirrelflightkitty
04.11.2019 19:02
Linkunity: .....i dont cheat.... i swear!
kiggle-snips[OP]
04.11.2019 19:02
Linkjack: ;-;
Squirrelflightkitty
04.11.2019 19:03
Linkunity: i didn't! im loyal to you!!!
kiggle-snips[OP]
04.11.2019 19:04
Linkme: mhmm
jack: i wan to die..........
Squirrelflightkitty
04.11.2019 19:06
Linkme: that was in a different dimension! im not shipped with you in that one!!!
kiggle-snips[OP]
04.11.2019 19:07
Linksure...
Squirrelflightkitty
04.11.2019 19:07
Linko you du that too! right?
Squirrelflightkitty
04.11.2019 19:08
Linksrsly tho....the ultimate ship for unity is jack and her!
kiggle-snips[OP]
04.11.2019 19:09
LinkBECAUSE I HAVE TO
DONT U KNOW HOW MANY FRICKEN SHIPS MY OCS HAVE TO DEAL WITH
and sure whatever
Squirrelflightkitty
04.11.2019 19:10
Linkim a 12 yr old whos never had a boyfriend! just bear with me!!! and its not my fault jacks thet cute!!! golly! lol!
Squirrelflightkitty
04.11.2019 19:11
Linkjust..... AAAAAAAAAAAASAsdfsghgdreytwfvcghduvsxub!
kiggle-snips[OP]
04.11.2019 19:11
Linki never had a 'real' boyfiend either
because i am a 'toy' to them
kiggle-snips[OP]
04.11.2019 19:11
Linkand dont fricken scream at meh
Squirrelflightkitty
04.11.2019 19:12
Link....boyfriend?.....your gay??? or r u a gurl?
kiggle-snips[OP]
04.11.2019 19:12
Linkim female......... -_-
Squirrelflightkitty
04.11.2019 19:13
Linki wasnt screaming at you im sorry!!!!!! dont be mad at meh!!!🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏😫😫😫😫
Squirrelflightkitty
04.11.2019 19:14
Linko sh** ur a girl asdvhgrwcshstsvg!!! I legit didn't know that! Omigush! LMAO at my stupidity!
kiggle-snips[OP]
04.11.2019 19:14
Link............
Squirrelflightkitty
04.11.2019 19:15
Linkim sorry! i honestly didn't know! u have male oc's! and u just.... fit a guys persolality! i didn't mean to assume your gender.... srry...
kiggle-snips[OP]
04.11.2019 19:16
LinkIM A TOMBOY BRO
Squirrelflightkitty
04.11.2019 19:17
Linkme too!!!
Squirrelflightkitty
04.11.2019 19:17
LinkIM SORRY!!!!!!😭😭😭😭🙏😣
kiggle-snips[OP]
04.11.2019 19:17
Linklike
mega tomboy over here
Squirrelflightkitty
04.11.2019 19:17
Linki didn't....know
Squirrelflightkitty
04.11.2019 19:18
Linki hate everything girly....but i dont prefer to be a guy or anything...if i make an oc they will probably all be girls! girls are better anyway!
kiggle-snips[OP]
04.11.2019 19:20
Linki hate pink and dresses... i wear super hero shirts i find my male oc's more interesting and less of a pain in the ice-hole )
Squirrelflightkitty
04.11.2019 19:21
Link..... im srry are u mad?
Squirrelflightkitty
04.11.2019 19:22
Linkunity: how could you be so dumb! of course I knew that she was a girl!
kiggle-snips[OP]
04.11.2019 19:22
Linkyes.. because everything and everyone is a pain rn)
Squirrelflightkitty
04.11.2019 19:25
Link.... WELL IM SORRY! ITS NOT MY FAULT!!! I HAD ABSOLUTELY NO WAY OF KNOWING!!!
Squirrelflightkitty
04.11.2019 19:26
Link...srry
kiggle-snips[OP]
04.11.2019 19:26
Linki didnt mean u bro
ur fine
Squirrelflightkitty
04.11.2019 19:27
Link😦😁😁😁😅😅😅😅
kiggle-snips[OP]
04.11.2019 19:27
Link-_-
Squirrelflightkitty
04.11.2019 19:29
Link...not amused... sorry.
kiggle-snips[OP]
04.11.2019 19:32
Link-_-
Squirrelflightkitty
04.11.2019 19:36
LinkO-O
Squirrelflightkitty
04.11.2019 19:38
Link...
Squirrelflightkitty
04.11.2019 19:39
Linksrry...i kno ur mad at me...
kiggle-snips[OP]
04.11.2019 19:40
LinkI NOT MAD AT U
Squirrelflightkitty
04.11.2019 19:42
Linko IM SORRY! wait! STOP APOLIGIZING OMIGUSH! i have this thing where am too sensitive to ther's feelings...
Seilene: she hugged him* “ because us females can be dicks , you just have to wait for the right one”
Ok yoichu please don’t interrupt my rp’s >:( it’s called your own comment chain for a damn reason and both you and uni are annoying the hell out of me when I’m trying to have a nice one on one ****ing rp
well when you just barge in it’s annoying , I’m asking you nicely to stop >:/
why am i laughing over this?
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CUZ THE SAME THING HAPPENS TO ME >:D
unity: what!? dont look at me like that!!! your still my boyfriend!
unity:......what!? im not gonna reward you! YOU SCARED HIM OFF!
black jack: WHAAAAAAT
jack: you know why i am here -_- so dont even play that
unity: *sits in a corner, curls up in a ball and hides her face*
unity: gets up and walks to miracle* -whispers- can u annoy black jack so he leaves? i dont wanna deal with dark uni coming and getting into more trouble...
jack: *grabs her by the scruff and puts her on the ground* STAY *leaves*
cop 1: *whaps miracle with their gun*
cop 2 and 3: *handcuff jack*
Kat: appears and puts hand on unitys mouth and dissapears with her*
kat: calm down! i think they're gonna take the furries away! me and you aren't getting captured today!
a few hours later)
jack: *sitting on the ground staring through the bars*
???: what are you in for
jack: ......... everything....
unity: wait, wait, wait! WHAT!?
KAT: THEY ARE GONNA INJECT THEM AND DO WIERD STUFF AND SCIENCE THINGYS!
Dark uni: Appears*
unity: dark uni! you cant be here! you are banned for a month!
???: you must have done some bad things....
guard: SHUT UP MAGGOTS AND GO TO BED!
dark uni: becomes a shadow and walks in the wall looking for their cell*
unity: um.... guys!? AHEM! -whispers-
kat: oh... *grabs her and teleports with her*
dark uni: comes out of her shadow form and sees miracle* GUYS! LOOK! -whispers-
kat: teleports to her with unity* yes! score! but there's a guard...
unity: JACK!
kat/dark uni: SHHHHHHHHH!
guard: *smokin a cigar*
jack: *curls up in a ball hiding his face*
dark uni: ok ill destract him because he cant physically do anything to me...kat you get them out of their cell b teleporting them out. unity... just wait here.
unity: WHAT? WHY?
dark uni: *it goes though her* *she braks le arm in 2 different places*
dark uni: heh...i just cant help but feel bad... ALRIGHT KAT! GETTEM OUTTA HERE!
Kat: o your not going anywhere! *teleports to miracle and teleports her to unity*
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kat: teleports to jack, wraps her arms around him, and teleports with him to unity*
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kat: ears twitch* alright gaurds back lets go! *teleports them all*
unity: this is where i fell asleep and miracle tried to kill u remember jack!?
unity: spots a butterfly in the distance, and then chases it*
(deja vu)
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butterfly flies on jacks head*
unity/kat: ponces on his head*
kat: your not dangerous... if you think that... your selfish.
kat: no i dont. have you seen me mad!? Dark uni? you saw her! im worse! And unity! she's pretty dangerous too! yeah, dont be suprised!
unity: chasing le butterfly*
kat: ....fine, only cause i dont want to get mad and hurt anyone! AND ONE MORE THING! If you break unity's heart, ill break your face!
kat: no i wont! dont fight with me! unity loves us both! this is about her! not me! so dont fight me!
kat: your a glich too, well i can control it, so can you! *turn away*
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kat: *booku appears and flips to le page* it says that some glitches cough up black sludge when dark versions are in pain or being HARMED in any way.
kat: ....and they become very weak... ITS CONTAGIOUS?!
unity: w-whats goin on here?! JACK? What's wrong!?
kat: ok..um... it says here they have to be in a... SPIRITAL COMA!? W-...whatever! *kat knocks him into le coma*
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kat: i need you to get black jack now!
dark uni: im on it! *disappears*
kat: JACK? can you hear me? your gonna be there for a while until black jack lets me help him so you dont die? okay? ill be talking to you to keep u company!
jack (reality): ....
jack (mind): ok uh... WHAT THE HECK *hears voices behind him* !?
dark uni: comes with black jack* ok i got him!
kat: black jack lay down, now!
kat: dont worry those are your insecurities! they're trying to kill you. So, actually... RUN!
kat: gives him a death glare scarier than his* I SAID- LAY DOWN!!!
jack (mind): NOPE IM OUT
the voices: *follow him* aww jacky boy where are you going?
dark uni: HISSES AT HIM* ASDFGVCXSDFVBN SHE SAID SIT DOWN!!! YOU ARE CLEARLY DYING AND SO IS JACK!
black jack: *pushes her*
jack(mind): *gets caught by some gross black tenticals* !!!
voice: dont run from your problems my child
jack(reality): just seems to be getting worse*
dark uni: -thinks- ugh why am i doing this?
*falls on knees and begs him* PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LAY DOWN! UNITY CANT LOSE JACK!!! AND I CANT LOSE YOU!!!
unity: squints her eyes to dark uni across the clearing* is dark uni.... BEGGING?
black jack: nah idc about that crap
voice: *uses the darkness to bring jack closer* dont run from me you fool *has him pressed up against the darkness*
jack(mind): LET GO
Kat: UGH! WHY ARE YOU SO STUBBORN! AT LEAST DARK U NI CARES ABOUT HER LIGHT SELF! YOUR SO DUMB! WITHOUT JACK, YOU WOULDN'T EXIST!!!! JUST LAY THE F DOWN SO I CAN AT LEAST SAVE JACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi)
black jack: ...
voice: *has jack buried in the darkness* you are my pet now.. you shall do of my command. you are my SLAVE DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME
jack: *tears roll down his face* MPH *tries to break free*
kat: eyes start to twitch*
unity: ahem! still tied to a tree here!
unity: darkness rolls over her mind and she feels jack's pain*
voice: *has jack completely hidden in the darkness* DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME YOU IDIOT?!
jack (mind): .....
black jack: FINE HAVE IT YOUR WAY *lays down*
kat: rips out le heart and does wierd stuff to help le jack and him*
black jack: ?
voice: *shoves a dart of blackness through jack's chest* heh you fool dying in your own mind how pitiful
kat: stops* ...jack? you still there?
unity: frees herself and runs across the clearing*
unity: flings herself on the ground* JACK?! ARE YOU OK????!!!!
jack (reality): *tail flicks* ?....
jack (mind): *released from the darkness* !
voice: *screams in agony as it fades away*
dark uni: and i DO NOT actually like you! i was just saying that so we could save jack..... g-got it!?
unity: hugs* your safe now....not a slave anymore. i promise!
kat: um...imma give you some privacy.... *teleports to the shade*
dark uni: oh my gosh, who am i kidding? *gives black jack le huggo*
Unity: um... more like who drugged dark uni....
dark uni: will not let go of him*
unity: starts to poke his cheek*
dark uni: this may be weird but i just need a moment...
kat: looks at dark uni from a distance* cmon! kiss him gurl!
dark uni: keeps hugging*
black jack: KAT SHUT UP >///_///<
jack: XD THE BIG TOUGH GUY GOT KISSED
Kat: sees it* OMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSH!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
unity: leaves the two boys to it* Kat!!!! *jump up and down like girls yelling*
kat: *looks there way and grabs unitys are and runs to them and stops unity halfway* stay here for a sec!
dark uni: wherever your going dummy!
kat: jack!!! i have a question! *grabs him and pulls him into the bushes*
kat: you.... who did you kill? im just wonder in because... well...its personel.
kat: ....ok.... why would you.... never mind... did you have any connectinon with him?
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kat: pulls him out the bracken*
unity: listening to music* ~you so, precious. when you. SMILE!
unity: changes the song* AHA! ~I just took a DNA test turns out im a hundred percent...~
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unity: well... i-its... just my naural eye colour!!! y-yeah!
(her eyes r purple OwO)
Unity: its when a bunch of people gather together and are accompanied by friends or family! Theres music, food, and sometimes drugs!
unity: and sometimes..... kissing goes too far..... but that only usally happens when people get drunk!!
unity: in da otha room she gets ready. poot her favarot hoodie on asdfcfrdcv)
jack: meh *puts on a black shirt with a deadpool logo and stripey sleeves)
unity: AHA! *puts them on walks out of he room and waits for jack*
unity: .....no, no,no....cmon! *scoots him back into his room* SIT!
unity: digs through his clothes* AHA! Here! finds a red shirt at the bottom* Here! *finds a black jacket* Here! *throws it at him* Put those on!
unity; YOUR NOT DRESSED YET!? GO! GO GET READY!!! The party starts in... 5 MINUTES!!! JACK PUT THOSE ON FASTER! *digd through his clothes and finds some jeans* here!
unity: JACK!!! cmere! *throws hairbrush and gloves on the ground*
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unity: and you better not be puttin on that oversized trench coat, your NOT a detective from the 1930's!
unity: jack! you may like it... but i think you look better without it!
*opens bathroom door and throws gloves at him* PUT THOSE ON YOU GET 1 MINUTE!
jack: FINE *puts them on* ugh... this outfit looks soo tacky.........
unity: stares at him* look.... you can wear this. *throws black hoodie at him* i got it for you! doya like it?
jack: *puts on black hoodie* oOo
me: aaannnnd me and jack are wearing the same outfit)
coincidence? i think NOT! lol)
unity: OK WE GOTTA GO! CMON! *grabs jack's arm and runs out the door*
actually... me and jack look a lot alike... and act alike)
jack: jeez ok
unity: runs all the way to the creepy warehouse without slowing down*
(of course it HAS to be at a warehouse)
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unity: smirks at him* *then big smile*
CMON! *grabs le arm and runs in*
unity: *admires everything with a big smile* Isn't it GREAT!?
???: ooooooh hottie walked in!
???: OMG! HE'S SO CUUUTE!!!
???: *gets too far in jacks personal space*
unity: HEY!!! GET, BACK!!! SHOO! HE'S TAKEN!
Kat: ALRIGHT PEOPLE!!! Back away from the newcomers!
???: ugh
???: COME ON!
???: that girl is.... wait he's dating HER?!
dark uni: asdcvgftdyfgvhjDFHJBCFDGF!!!!!! ~nnnnnoooothingah! aspufglk HEH!
kat: jack dont pay attention to those girls... they're that group that always comes and hits on everyones boyfriend, even though they're not invited. SO. Welcome to my party!
jack: unity.... please make sure i dont get drunk and kill anyone /_\
unity: dont expect me to. dark uni's already there though...
Dark uni: ~hic~ I... loveh... chi ~hic~ cken!!!
kat: well.... do yall wanna hang with us or do your own thing?
(oh lovely i have to clean that building again today........... agh y meh)
Y DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO CLEAN THAT BUILDING!? ARE YOUR PARENTS DOING CHILD LABOR OR.... TELL ME WHAY YOU LUV TO CLEAN THAT BUILDIDNG!)
i dont love it.. my fam participated in cleaning it and always drag me there.. at least i get free food out of it XD)
Unity: we'll do our own thing. *wraps her arms around jacks* cmon!
unity: *piles 4 steaks on her plate and then eats them all before they sit down*
unity: *turns around* JACK?!?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!??? YOUR TELLING ME TO NOT GET DRUNK!!!
unity: ugh! it'll take a minute to kick in. Until then... enjoy yourself before you forget everything... -_-
unity: and give me that! *pulls the sweater off of him* we can't have you throwing up on this.
unity: *looks at him sympathetically* ugh! cmon you idiot.
*pulls him with her to the dance circle* look! we can watch them dance!
unity: *watches person dance and then another person gets in the middle*
*truth hurts plays*
unity: *gasp* OOOH! I LOVE THIS SONG! oof- gets le shoved into the middle and eyes widen. freezes*
jack: *too drunk to know whats happening and just gives her a thumbs up*
unity: hey... this is fun... i guess... *starts really dancing*
unity: looks at jack. reaches through the crowd and pulls him in*
unity: narrows her eyes at him*
kat/ dark uni: sneaks behing him and pushes him onto unity*
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unity: regains her balance and grabs his arms so he dances with her* HA!
kat: GO UNITY! NICE!
Dark uni *not really drunk anymore* HAHA!
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unity: jack? are you ok? *ends their dance and pulls him out* you look sick. i shouldn't of been spinning you around...
unity: HEY! I don't know who you are but stay off of him! Im his............... *eyes widen*
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kat: amora? ive never heard of you before... unity?
dark uni: UGH!
amora: ew! dont get near me idiot!
Kat: eyes flash and she pins her down and almost dislocates her shoulder* Don't tell me what to do IDIOT!
amora: *squeak*
unity: NO KAT! it's ok! she's my... sIsTeR...
jack: *puts hand on wall to keep from falling* l-look idk w-who you are b-but y-you be-better leave us a-alone!
kat: glares at amora*
unity: JACK! *puts his arm over her shoulder to keep him from falling* you ok?
kat: goes to help jack along with unity*
dark uni: stares at amora with her normal sarcastic look*
amora: i see... still a usless shadow...
dark uni: stares*
dark uni: well... considering i have a separate body from unity... and i actually EXIST, it sounds... well, useful. What about you? are you still missing a dark version?
sorry i was kicked off de computer again)
jack: *hisses at amora but it makes his headache worse*
amora: puts her hand on her chest*
unity: *gasps and covers her ears*
dark uni: *covers ears*
Kat: looks at them* huh?
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amora: *sings*
unity: uncovers ears* oh...
dark uni: who are you healing?
(shes singing a song thats supposed to heal. they covered their ears because they thought she was gonna do something to them)
amora: there... his headache should be gone... and he shouldnt be drunk anymore...
amora: wait, what? NO! it has to work! unity, why isnt it working?!
amora:...
kat: song magic doesnt work against demons.
unity: all we can do is wait it out... lets take him home
jack: AwW StOp TreAtIn Me LiKe A KiD Im 18 I CaN TaKe CaRe Of MySeLf ;-;
unity/kat/dark uni: about to leave*
unity: you comin amora?
amora: NO! *turns away* SEEYA!
kat: hugs them all and teleports them to jacks house*
jack: *realized he had weapons, blood, and random potions all over the place* D-dang it.........
unity: what? ya think i dont know whats in ur room? every night i gotta check on u to make sure yyour not holding someone hostage!
jack: ........ y-you dont tru-trust me?... YOU T-THINK I-IM SOO CRAZY I WOULD HOLD SOMEONE HOSTAGE?!
unity: ugh! drunk horomones are setting in. lets get him to sleep before her starts crying over me eating his sandwitch. *carries him to his bed and lays him down*
jack: *the drunkness is wearing off* unlike you mortals i can remember what happens after the hangover
unity: puts him in bed* is this the real jack?
(when peepl r drunk i see them as a different person legit)
kat: well imma go chill in the living room...
dark uni: same.
jack: cool fine W H A T E V E R
*randomly plays the tord says whatever video)
unity: heh... cmon big guy! its now back to me relying on you! *pulls him out of bed* help me get these blood stains out.
unity: *hums the song amora sang while she picks up all of the potions*
jack: picks up all the weapons and when she is not looking hides them in a secret room back behind his closet*
jack: yes...... i was just doing some- *hears a crash in the basement*........
unity: catches a glimpse on his coat he always wears and looks at it. she sees a small blood stain and sees memories*
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kat: *rushes in the room* WHAT WAS THAT?!
dark uni: where is jack?
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jack: *opens a door deep in the back of his basement* hey guys can you please keep it down.... you are scaring my gf and her sisters
strange dude: *looks like a strange alien-cat solder* oh sorry
strange dude 2: sorry jack XD
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jack: aaannd the others are behind me arent they?
strange cat dude: yep
other strange dude: sure are *places card down*
unity: right behind him wth her hands one her hips and an adorable angry face*
unity: frown turns to smile and she walks right past him and reaches to shake their hands* HI! im unity!
CAT DUDE: well hello you seem to be a very nice little lady
other dude: very nice indeed
unity: well... *nervous blush* thanks! so... why are you in our basemant?
jack: ok fine..... their species were having war with eachother and theise 2 were survivors so i took them in and im trying to find a way to fix their injuries and diseases and i let them stay in the basement cuz i cant have humans finding out they are here
kat: oh! i can do that! *makes book appear and walks up to them* it says here... aha! ok... *dings the same song that amora sung* it has a liitle hint of demon in it so it should work if they are deamons
kat: it healed only your PHYSICAL wounds. *looked at her book*
unity: *asts a worried glance at the dude who said that*
kat: shuts her book* so... WHY DID YOU SAY GIRL AT THE END? are you implying that boys are better? *leans over him*
unity: yes.as in your injuries that dont involve thoughts or feelings
kat: stops leaning over him* well guys im tired is it ok if i sleep here tonight. yes? thanks ok byyyyyye! *walks out*
Unity: e....EXCUSE ME!?!?! DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!
Dark uni: *appears* HEY CAN YALL SHUT UP!?
Kenny: I started dating him before who you even knew who he was so **** off
if u dont want drama....... then maybe unity and jack shouldnt........um...
SERIOUSLY!!!! IM NOT READY FOR THAT! UNITY WOULDN'T HAVE A SHIP!!!)
may you please watch the profanity... im on a skool computer....)
ANYWAY... unity already thinks your gonna break up with her...)
unity: what? the fourth wall is broken so... its not my fault you have a ton a other ships! after all im just... another one of those girls.
jack: KIGGLE WHERES MY GUN
me: NUH UH UR THE ONLY DECIENT OC I HAVE YOU WILL NOT-
unity: dont give me that look! i love you but- you can't do things like that!
unity: ....ugh... im so stupid! why am i so overprotective?! *curls up in a ball and hides le face*
Dark uni: *appears in front of jack* So... your really gonna leave her. As far as i've seen... boyfriends dont usually leave their girls to cry. *ponts at unity*
dark uni: honestly... do you even feel the same way she does about you? can you at least go a DAY without walking away?
dark uni: I CARE ABOUT HER! i dont know if you do but... you at least have to tell her if you dont!
jack: *balls fists* OF COURSE I FEEL THE SAME WAY BUT I KNOW FOR I FACT THAT SOMETHING IS GOING TO GO WRONG AND I JUST DONT WANT ANYTHING HAPPENING TO HER.. AND CAN YOU GO A SINGLE FREAKING DAY WITHOUT PICKING A FIGHT?!
dark uni:im not fighting... i just have to know. Shes strong... dont worry about her, because it makes her feel worse. She's always treated like a kid... people tell her what to do... NOTHING is going to go wrong...
dark uni: the only way that something is gonna go wrong is if you keep doing this.
dark uni: she is me. im her. It may not seem like it but... it's true. I KNOW HER. she doesn't like this...
dark uni: YOU ARE HER ONLY FAMILY. so please... BE THERE FOR HER.
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unity: *picks her head up* why do you always walk away... why are you so secretive?
unity: well, that was just a thing... you were hed captive and you were used as a slave. That...
unity: i just don't know how to see memories... but i need you to tell me... what's wrong?
I'm going to chug an entire stock on energy drinks and try to read this
hopefully dying will make it more enjoyable
if you find me dead on the floor with someone's amputated dick in my teeth call my lawyer, Clarence will understand
Kids this is what I call "no masculinity" this here is a jerkface
ngl he acts like Tim Allan