Bro my friend was like fix your posture and grabbing me and hit my back so id stand straight and it made me squeal in the middle of a store and it was so embarrassing we had to leave

She kept taking us into these stores with ugly ass clothes i saw the same exact copy paste tank top in each store

im in an ap class this year

idk how because i barely passed english and im still in honors chem even tho i got a 50 on the final and that 50 literally raised my grade 😭😭😭😭

im in ethnic studies literature with all my friends like everyone ik is in ethnic studies literature but theyre all smart idk how im in it but were all in first period too and then my second period teacher is lowkey a pedophile so im scared my friends said he told them out of all my students youre one of them sorry thats more funny when its said out loud and for third period i kinda forgot already and for fourth i have pe and im scared cuz i dont think any if my friends r in my class .. and then for fifth i have french 🙄 and last period is chem i think or thats third period oh wait ok my math class is third period i think

i forgot the order of chem and geometry

Two years ago i told my girlfriend i could skate and play the drums and i lied abt it bc i had no hobbies and i wanted her to think i wascool and k think she still believes me

I was like 12 tho

No 13 it mightve been 3 uears isk

Some girl idek asked to see my schedule i didnt know u could just do that but she seemed nice bc she was asking my friend bc theyre friends and ahe was like i wanna see urs so i showed her n she was like nice to meet u ☺️

It aas two guys and they uad no pizza or inspirational quotes

Yep lukas but i have pizza and a longboard so im not a poser right