Omg babi.... Dababi 🔪

DaBabi

My babi *grabs babi and runz cutely*

*GIVS BABI SOFT-SHELL TACOS*

Me: :D

*givs babi patz*

Me: dis iz tha cutest babi I hav ever seen.

Me: :D

Me: oh god you're going to make my heart explode from cuteness

Me: gHaidjeo not literally-- dw dw dw not literally.

Me: :3

*HUGGOZ BACK HAPPILY OMG*

*pat pat pat pat pat* (When ur scared bc u dunno where black is smh)

Me: you are now a kool kid.

Me: :)

*sippssss apple juice*

*givs animal crackers and peanut butter & Jelly sandwiches*

Me: :D

Me: waIt. Who'z ur dad?

*visible confusion*

*sudden realization omg* Me: nvm that uhhh... wanna go to the playground??? (I now deem my self as mini blacks.... uH. Brother. B) )

*pickz him up and carriez him to a randomly found playground* (I look over to my irl whiteboard and see an ahego face with the words "gacha heat" I'm scared)

(I'll burn it on my stove) *putz him down* Me: okay don't talk to adult strangers and uhhhhh don't follow them anywhere where I can't see you pls

Me: now lets goooo!!! *runz in lol*

*casually joinz mini black bc mmmm swingz fun*

*a random kid just staaareeezzz at mini black omg stalker*

RC: hai. (Rc standz for random child and UH. o no 😰😰)

RC: :) Me: two smols. N i c e .

*RC hugz mini black* (rc is the same size as black uh uh uh)

(MINI BLACK HAJFJ) RC: :D Me: babi b careful

(not me getting anxious bc of a deltarune song smh) RC: dddo u wanna see mmmy car!!!

Me: uhmmm only if I come along. RC: :D

*I jump off da swing and RC goez to a sandbox with a red shiny toy car!!!* RC: that's my car!!! ^^ Me: woe.

RC: want a toy car like that??? I'll give you one for!!!! $3.

Me: money. That. I hav.

Me: I wil give u tha money jus giv me a moment *takez out like 3 $1s and handz the money to RC in exchange for red car and givs it to mini black*

*casually watches RC play w/ mini black cuz no like sand*

RC: I lov cars. Me: I like. Bikes. They're fun.

RC: CHKCK BWAAAAOOOOOO!!! Me: 👀

*RC casually starts digging a hole* (I can just imagine RC looking like a ripoff balloon boy from fnaf 😏)

(Minecraft) *RC made a smol hole and drags his car thru tha hole like a car pit*

(...main character.) *wholesom time*

(There's so many other things i could say.) Me: What's wrong??? *crouchez down and putz hand on mini blacks back*

Me: from where??? I'll beat them up if they're som creep. (Eats those organs and consumes p o w e r )

*STARES AT ROOF*

*CASUALLY CLIMBSS PILLAR AWKWARDLY TO GET UP ONTO THA ROOF AND STAREZ AT THE DOOD*

Me: stop being a creep, c r e e p . Thaz ma lil' dude. My lil' bro, ur lookin at. |:(

Me: wait what r u hiding u fckin poopyhead

*knocked out bc bestie I got bonked* (Mc gunna giv me a broken skull jeez)

(dies) RC: HOLY MACARONI!!!!! (The most serious sentence ever)

*RC inhales.*

RC: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!! (not them saying mam instead of mom or mum)

*s p l a t t e r . *

*FCKING SNORES* (nooo my babi... 😰😰😰😭😭😭)

(My babi privileges ar gone....how daer u.) *ssudden gRoAn*

*le woke.* Me: ffffck duddde... WAIT WHEREZ THA BABI *Panic bc mmmmmmmmmmmm babi gone*

Me: WHY DO I HAVE SUCH BAD LUCCCKKKKK UUGGHHHHH *sobby sob*

*jumpz off roof, and followz tha truck trackz vrrroooom*

*uhhh casually walkz up to it*

*weirded out but uhhh lookin for da babi*

*casually starez at them like "how do I get u guyz out... without hurting anyone..."*

*p r e s b u t t o n *

*lookz for da other button so mik can b free aswell*

*PRESSY DA BUTTON*

*pickz up both ov them and sneakz out*

Me: I'm sorry that happened I waz really stoopid. Should've jus punched him when I had tha chance. *walkiez to mah house*

Me: ur friend lookz very nice. *openz door and putz them down inside tha house*

*patz both ov them* Me: don't make too much of a mess pls. I really don't like cleaning. *closez door and lockz it bc protection*

Me: nnnow go and explore! And help urself to my snackz.

*there are; cheezits, pizza pringles, chocolate and strawberry pocky, strawberry wafers, gummy bears and animal crackers.*

*lotz of animal crackers left lol*

*casually doodling lol*

*DOODLEZ.... FLUFFY.... THINGS..*

*Lookz at smol bestiez casually bc uhhhhhhh need 2 protec them*

Me: we all bestiez here

*Casually yawns bc mmmmmmm constantly tired B)*

*Since iz o l d e r and b I g G e R I iz stayin up cuz uhhhhh protection*

*yawnz!!! and then. sleeps.*

*loud asf snore cuz yea*

*mini fishy pond out there oohh*

*omg glowy fishiez and beeg koi fiesh*

*fieshiez stare at him like "ayo what iz that"*

*Fieshiez boop him*

*bubblez*

Fiesh: :O

*Bubble bubble bubble*

*feish speen around mini black*

*Happey fiesh*

*Fisheies liek mini black*

*omg there'z a plastic treasure chest in the pond*

*bubblez emit from tha chest *

*omg therez a crown wooeee*

*yes.*

*Fishiez beeg glow*

*they all are happei lolz*

*:)*

*Happey fiesh while inside tha house it iz silent panik*

(ik. fiesh iz happey bc itz still inj the pond and uhhhhcrown yummy) Me: where were you :(

(it didn't eat the crown dw) Me: -you... you went i n the pOND-???

Me: ...you're so confusing, but as long as you're okay idrc... just next time ask me first.

Me: you're not in trouble dw :)

Me: :D

*Hugz them back yayayayaya*

me: we need to be quiet. also did u lock tha door when u came back inside?

me: good :D

*pat pat pat*

*happi*

*casually getz up and goes. to. the bathroom.*

*brushes. teeth cuZ hygiene *

*Comez out after brushing teeth and uhhh starez at them*

*pat pat pat*

*p a t *