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Blue: n o o b s

Blue: o K

Blue: Black if you hurt yellow I'll uh.... hUrT... yOuR sOn...!

Blue: I would but I'm tired so if you hurt yellow now I'll hurt mini black later.

Blue: w e l l s h i t : D

*blue just s t a r e s at yellows body-*

Blue: w e l p .

(WHEN BLUE WOULDN'T DARE TOUCH THE SMOL-) Blue: I'm....should I- repirt this-

Report-***)) *Blue just keeps s t a r i n g at yellows dead body--*

Blue: I'm not going to report this because that's obviously the most smart thing to do in this situation.

*blue casually walks away--*

*blue f l o p s into security*

*Blue just stares at that like "why is it wholesome"-*

*red a p p e a r s out of nowhere in cafeteria and s t a b s his upper leg-*

*Red looks at black and waves hi casually-*

Red: y o , how'zit goin'?

Red: n i c e

Red: y e s , y e s I a m . But I am willing to offer you some.

*Red casually cuts his leg in half and gives black a half-* Red: there ya go.

Red: anytime bro.

Red: ^^

Red: h a v e a g o o d d a y

*Red casually hops to his little cooking area and just starts cooking A C T U A L good food-*

(Yes) *red starts humming something-*

*Insert blue screeching casually-*

Blue: I JUST WANTED SOME S T R A W B E R R I E S , , ,

Blue: the strawberries in my game disappeared in the dishwasher and I can't get them out because I'm not smart enough apparently :(

*insert sad screech-*

Blue: :,)

Blue: i m p o s s i b l e

Blue: ....what if we all turned into foods the color of our suits...

Blue: h m m m . . . Red: YOU'D BE A BLUEBERRY

Blue: red would be.... h i m s e l f Red: I a m a p p e a r a n t l y f o o d .

Red: Black would be licorice and cyan would be....uh.... u m -

Red: s o m e c a n d y t h a t m a t c h e s h i s s u i t c o l o r - ?

Red: moldy candy.

Red: the truth has been spoken. Blue: I fear that red and green are going to regret saying such things--

Red: a c a r Blue: A C- BWAHAHAHAHAH--

Red: o w i e *Blue is laughing so hard he f a l l s - *

*Red casually f a l l s*

*Orange is casually producing demonic music to indicate m a d *

*Orange yeets himself to cyan, snatches green with his tentacles and s p e e d s away-*

Orange: AHHHHHHHHHHHH *casually yeets himself and green into a vent for protection-*

*Orange b o n k s cyan back with one of his tentacles and superglues the vent shut-*

Orange: I will drink the gasoline. Blue: this is bad-

Orange: ....o h *orange casually pulls out g a l l o n s of holy water and yeets it all over the fire-* Blue: I don't- think that'll help it go away-

*Orange casually yeets him and green out of the vents-* Orange: okay. New plan; we just run for our lives.

Orange: y e a h

*Orange casually stares at the floor-*

(sorry for literally coming back and disappearing kwehfurkg-) Orange: .....we're all probably going to die by cyans wrath.

Orange: s a d . (had to make sure lmao-)

Orange: n o . don't do that. DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING SAD. we have to stay POSITIVE.

Orange: if you get sad, I get sad, and I don't wanna get into my sad phase again.

Blue: his sad phase was actually pathetic

Orange: h u s h . I will not hesitate to strangle hug everyone. Blue: d o n ' t - my plants are sensitive- Red: h a h a h .

Orange: * I N H A L E * Blue: ....red knows I'm sensitive- Red: y e s , y e s I d o .

Orange: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Red: oh, hey cyan. Blue: wait- cyan's here-???

Red: a r e y o u b l i n d - Blue: s h u t u p , I h a v e b r a i n d a m a g e . Orange: S C A T T E R

*Red and blue stare at eachother like "wtf-" and orange speeds to electrical because that's obviously the best place to be in-*

Blue: I have no idea on why they're just scared of cyans presence- Red: h e c o u l d l i t t e r a l y t e a r y o u r e y e s o u t , s t f u

Red: p r o g a m e r m o m e n t

Red: CYAN WHAT GAMES DO YOU PLAY???

Red: damn I wanted to play mario cart D:

*Orange is casually on the ceiling per usual*

*Orange is v e r y still while staring at cyan-*

*q u i e t p a n i k *

*orange is trying his best not to overreact by telling himself under his breath "he doesn't know I'm here, yet....I'm fine for now."*

Orange: p l e a s e d o n ' t h u r t m e - I-I could give you money, or power, or-or-- something--

Orange: depends on who we're talking about,,,

Orange: I- why those options.... and why i n f r o n t of blue-

Orange: o k a y -

Orange: g i v e m e a w e a p o n

Orange: :O

*Orange casually h i d e s the flamethrower and looks for red-*

*orange s t a r e s at green for like- 10 minutes straight- *

*Orange blinks and then goes back to looking for red-* Blue: red you s u c k at everything. Red: y e s

*White casually appears and stares at green like "c a n I p l a y " * Orange: BLUE STEP BACK I NEED RED FOR A SEC AND YOU GOTTA WATCH Blue: I- okay- *he casually steps back*

*White sits down and readies himself meanwhile orange kills red infront of blue-* Blue: OH YOU S O N O F A- Orange: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

White: Just so you know, I'm very bad at chess. but I shall try my best to win ^^ *Blue is casually chasing orange everywhere-*

White: you too, dude. *White casually moves a random chess piece up* Orange: M E R C Y ! Blue: N E V E R

*White moves a different piece up just to make sure he doesn't lose one right away and blue is just beating the hell out of orange-*

*orange s o b s and white moves another piece up*

Blue: >:( Orange: :,D *White casually starts l o s i n g *

*white casually has two left-*

White: I told you I'm bad lol

White: I'm b a d , admit it.

White: y e s I a m

White: yes I am, and please keep your voice down...

White: it's fine. I'm just not used to loud noises. ^^

White: :D

White: Ello, Cyan, how have you been lately? *White is casually being nice while orange is being beaten to death by blue-*

White: sho-should I be-- worried--

White: o k a y I ' m w o r ri e d - *White casually gets up to hit the emergency button-*

*White casually presses it-* White: Cy-cyan dragged green in-into a vent...

White: yes-yes you did--

Orange: Y-YOU GAVE IT TO ME. IT WAS A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION-! *Blue is just s i l e n t *

(M u a h a h a h ) Orange: S-SINCE YOU LOCKED ME IN ELECTRICAL WITH A G U N , READY TO KILL ME-- Blue: I'm.....not going to back anyone up....

*Blue sighs and White is concerned for literally everyone's mental health-*

White: I'm pretty sure me and orange will vote you-- *White and orange vote cyan and blue just-- votes skip--*

Orange: V-VOTE CYAN! HE'S THE IMPOSTOR!

(The choosen one) *Orange just looks at mini black like "please or else he'll kill people"*

Orange: T H A N K Y O U (never hurt the smols)

*White is casually staring at everyone--*

White: C y a n . . . We already voted... please make this less difficult...

White: oh no...- Orange: I h a t e h i m s o m u c h -

*White casually s p e e d s to the vent cyan took green-* White: GREEN ARE YOU STILL ALIVE-?!

White: I'll take that as a yes. *White casually ztomps on the vent, breaks the vent open and sticks his head in-*

*White casually yoinks green out-*

White: oh my- what did he do to you-?!

White: about what, exactly?

White: oh. Not everyone- I don't like making fun of people. *white casually hugs green*

White: ^^

*White cascasually drags green to cafeteria and pats him--*

White: I don't get why he'd target you...

white: is it personal-

white: I won't even bother to ask you then.

(when the orange the ceiling the) White: I'm kinda tired tbh-

White: I haven't slept for 5 years :,D

White: why would people inject that into you-

White: w e i r d

White: usually people just lock others in their room against their will where I'm from until they sleep,,,

White: a n y w a y s , , ,

*White just stretches-*

*Insert white flopping*

White: knowing myself very well, I'll probably pass out.

*y a w n *

White: I f e e l a d a r k p r e s e n c e

White:... we should probably,,,r u n ,,, ?

White: aight-

*White gets up, snatches green and b o o k s i t with him-*

White: I KNEW IT WAS A DEEEMMMOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN

*white is being a V E R Y speedy boye*

White: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*blue is just watching like "wtf guys"*

blue: t h i s i s n o t n o r m a l -

Blue: kiddo- it's not safe to go onto cyan when he's mad-

Blue: eegh,,,

Blue: but will you harm it 👀

Blue: d e p e n d s o n w h a t

Blue: KID,,, GET OFF THE ****IN' DEMON,,,

Blue: KID, I'M NOT JOKING, DEMONS ARE LITERALLY NOT SOMETHING TO **** WITH-- HHHHHHHHhhhhhh--

*Blue is c a r e f u l l y trying to get mini black off-*

green is a plant

so that means they produce oxygen

fun