Blue J: what the frick? (sits up)

Blue J: (is looking around doesn't know where he is or see him) Who the heck is in my house? Don't make me hurt you

Blue J: (jumps a bit clicks tongue a machete appears in her hand) I don't want to use this, why don't you come out?

Blue J: (jumps again yelps slightly) stop poking me! (a bubble appears around her she stands up) now who is in my house?!

Blue J: (yelps fall back on couch sits up looks at him) oh, it's you. You scared the crap out of me! I could have killed you! (bubble and machete disappear stands up shakes foot he's on a bit)

Blue J: (laughs keeps shaking foot slightly) alright bud. Whatever you say

Blue J: sure (walks into kitchen with him still on her leg) want anything?

Blue J: (laughs) I'll get you something (opens fridge pulls out some packaged sliced ham hands some to him) want some?

Blue J: okay then (laughs picks him up holds him out in front of her) ya done?

Blue J: hey! (almost drops him) oops. (puts him on her shoulders so he can't cause trouble keeps going through fridge)

Blue J: I have been shot, I've had my finger ripped off, I've been stabbed, I've been thrown off of a roof, and much more. I've felt much worse, a bite won't hurt. (pulls a jar of fish eyes out of the fridge) what the..

Blue J: I highly doubt it. It's probably one of Stitches epieriments or pranks...(puts it back) gross..

Blue J: sure. I've been learning to cook recently. I'm not the best but I know the basics. We might have to go pick stuff up though depending on what you want to make, we don't have much here.

Blue J: well, what do you want to make? There is a small store near here with extremely cheap food. You might not recognize all of it though, the meats and crops in Skyfall are only found and sold here so other galaxies don't know much about what we eat.

Blue J: We might be able to make a kind of meal out of those thing. Bread, corn, and some kind of meat can make a decent meal. We do happen to grow corn here, we won't find dear but we will find meat and we can buy or make bread so that's something we can do.

Blue J: (laughs) alright, so I guess that is a yes. To the store we go, and yes we have to walk. I don't have a car and I'm too young to drive so even if I did I don't want to get caught.

Blue J: joke's on you, I can float too! (starts floating you are still on her shoulder she grabs your feet so you don't fall) haha!

Blue J: I thought you knew. I can basically do whatever I tell my head I want to do, including float or fly. If we both float we can get there faster.

Blue J: hey! Oh well, I'll let you stay, you are too cute to say no to (floats over to door opens it floats outside about two feet above the sidewalk)

Blue J: (pats his head) hold on (starts floating higher above the sidewalk is now about six feet over the sidewalk does a sort of flip in the air goes back to two feet over the sidewalk laughs)

Blue J: aw I'm sorry. I won't do it again (picks him up off of her head hold him like a baby) we are almost there (boops him because she can stops floating is walking now)

Blue J: (laughs opens door to store walks in it's pretty empty customer wise and it's full of a bunch of crates off food and smell of cigerettes and oil) It's a lot worse than I remember..

Blue J:..well that's not sad..anyway (walks over to crates) so do you want to buy bread of make some?

Blue J: well you can bother me more by messing with the eggs or something. We're gonna make bread (sets him down on crate pulls egg about the size of him out of a different one) you'll probably break this one, I'm getting two..(clicks tongue a cart appears behind her puts two giant eggs into it picks him up puts him in the baby seat at the front of the cart) there we go

Blue J: sure. You'll probably break something, no offense, I'll get two of everything (puts two cans of corn into the basket that are written in a strange language with a picture of corn on them) there, that's one thing down

Blue J: sure, that's normal corn so they won't pop in the can, why not. (grabs bag of flower that's bigger than him puts it in cart)

Blue J: probably not, but oh well. I'm a doctor so you'll be fine. (gets to meat) okay, just pikc a random one, in my opinion they all taste the same..

Blue J: okay so..probably this one..you like to gamble with your life? (picks up meat that's in a bag puts it in cart) I do all the time..anyway, we need milk and cheese now.

Blue J: you won't. Here (a bubble appears around him) there. You are fine.

Blue J: nice one. (puts milk into the basket is quiet) don't say anything, we are gonna steal all of this because I'm broke. (puts cheese in basket is talking normal again) okay, let's go

Blue J: fine, this one time I will pay, whatever God is above better repay me for this..(walks up to counter grabs him) let me just open my wallet (puts him on counter)

Blue J: tell me that isn't mine (walks over to door) okay, we're gonna teleport back home. It feels a little weird, so just hold onto the cart and we'll be home quickly (they disappear in a cloud of black and white smoke)

(they reappear in her kitchen and the cart is gone, the ingredients they bought on the table and he is hugging her neck now) Blue J: ow (pulls him off of her neck puts him on the counter goes and brings the ingredients over to it)

Blue J: (snaps fingers the phone parts fly over the the trashcan puts the rest of ingredients next to him on the counter) okay, let's begin.

Blue J: it's simple. Can you climb up to the cabinet and get me a pot please? (point to cabinet on the wall pulls can opener out of drawer starts opening the can of corn)

Blue J: (covers mouth) omg are you okay? (picks up pot by the handle)

Blue J: phew..(puts pot on counter) don't do that again (start filling up the pot with corn he's still inside of it) just heat that up a bit..

Blue J: why would it be...nevermind..(picks up meat) oh we got Ailen meat, those are basically just giant cat llamas.

Blue J: it doesn't look like a cat and it's dead..

Blue J: (picks him up out of the pot by his tail) don't try and drown. No. Don't do that (sets him back in the corn)

Blue J: (picks him up again) But I am older than you and in currently playing the role of a guardian so you still have to listen to me (puts him on counter)

Blue J: no! (takes out knife starts cutting up the meat while keeping an eye on him)

Blue J: (almost cuts him) ahh! Hey!(picks him up puts him on counter again)

Blue J: (whistles the knife flies back over to her dragging him with it and starts cutting up meat by itself grabs him off of it puts him on stove turns it on) play with the fire.

Blue J: uh huh, course you are (cracks egg into bowl pours flower into it)

Blue J: (puts eggshell on his head where it covers his eyes)

*flour dang it

Blue J: (pours a tiny bit of corn on him turns head on oven up so he stays warm keeps cooking)

Blue J: (smiles pets him he burns her hand she doesn't care) (keeps cooking for about an hour wakes him up) food is ready

Blue J: (moves hand around a bit) c'mon wake uppp

Blue J: (sighs picks him up puts him on his plate of food takes it and hers over to table places it on table)

Blue J; (sees him raises eyebrow) what...what are you doing or trying to do? (laughs slightly)

Blue J: that isn't possible

Blue J: you're right, I shouldn't exist. (picks him up drops him in his corn about a centimeter over it)

Blue J: (pulls him out of corn)

Blue J: um..I'm not your mom..actually, where even is Silver? H

Blue J: um..I'm not your mom..actually, where even is Silver? H

Blue J: um..I'm not your mom..actually, where even is Silver? H

Blue J: um..I'm not your mom..actually, where even is Silver? H

Blue J: um..I'm not your mom..actually, where even is Silver? H

Blue J: um..I'm not your mom..actually, where even is Silver? H

Blue J: um..I'm not your mom..actually, where even is Silver? H

Blue J: um..I'm not your mom..actually, where even is Silver? H

Blue J: um..I'm not your mom..actually, where even is Silver? H

Blue J: um..I'm not your mom..actually, where even is Silver? H

Blue J: um..I'm not your mom..actually, where even is Silver? H

Blue J: um..I'm not your mom..actually, where even is Silver? H

Blue J: um..I'm not your mom..actually, where even is Silver? H

CRAP I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS POSSIBLE OMG

CRAP THAT WAS LIKE A THIRTY POST GOOD GOD

AH I SWEAR THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT

Blue J": I can't just..adopt you like that...you have parents...how'd you even get here and why did you not come with Silver or Lost?

IKR IT'S LAGGING HARDCORE

(Flipanim is lagging. I only pressed send once and it did that like eighty times.) Blue J: that's not how that..works...should I call Silver?

Blue J: well does she or Lost know you are here at least?

Blue J: well, do they know you are out of the house? (picks him up shakes him a bit to keep him awake)

Blue J: we should take you back home soon then..

Blue J: (picks him up walks over to couch puts him on a pillow sits at table eats food while he sleeps)

Blue J; (pets him picks him up holds him like a baby takes him back home)

(le rp be dead now I guess)

(or not) Blue J: (le huggy child)

Blue J: (tosses him in air catches him hugs as tight as she can)

Blue J: no you aren't (keeps hugging him)

Blue J: (gets burned slightly) ow..

Blue J: (drops him so he doesn't puke on her)

Blue J: you okay?

Blue J: (pokes him)