Hey what do you like in a man

Well say hi to Lucas Lucas: Hello

Lucas: You must be Pretender

Lucas: Yep and I have to say you look really beautiful

Lucas: You seem really nice why do people get scared of you

Lucas: Well I don’t care I think you’re just beautiful the way you are

Lucas: Are you OK you’re turning red

Lucas: Hey except for that long name can I call you Penny

Lucas: You’re really sweet I like you

Lucas: *Hugs her and kisses her cheek*

Lucas: Anyway I’ll see you around

Lucas: Also I put something in your hair read it *Teleports away*

Dear Penny I hope you and I can see each other more often you’re really nice girl and I enjoy you really much I don’t care what other people say you’re a beautiful girl and it’s on the inside that counts not on the outside I hope we can run in to each other again soon. Love. Lucas PS here’s my number:190-889-667

*Two hours later*

Lucas: Hello this is Lucas Kane

Lucas: Hey Penny how are you

Lucas: Sure why not I have nothing else to do

Lucas: I’ll see you there in a while love *Hangs up*

Lucas: *Teleports behind her* Hello love

Lucas: Sorry for scaring you I didn’t mean to I can’t control where I teleport one time I teleported into the toilet

Lucas: So if you want to buy food it’s on me

Lucas: Whatever you want

Lucas: OK let’s go there

Lucas: 0/////0 This is awkward *Walks out of the changing room*

Lucas: I have to see a penny you look sexy

Lucas:What do you think of my trunks

Lucas: Wait up *Slips on some soap and lands on penny*

Lucas: Ouch that hurt at least I landed on~0///////0 *He landed on pennies breasts*

Lucas: *Squeezed her breast*

Lucas: I’m sorry I got a little carried away it’s just it’s so soft and squishy

Lucas: Sorry

Lucas: Yep there’s nothing good in the hot tub actually I heard in Japan they’re called Hot Springs

Lucas: In a little bit

Lucas: Why are you purring like a kitten

Lucas: OK then *rubbed her head*

Lucas: You’re cute and I like you for it

???: Hey beautiful

???: How would you like to come back to my car and wet my whistle

Lucas: sorry buddy me and her are In a relationship

*Two minutes later*

Lucas: sorry if it take a While

Lucas: Man this feels nice

Lucas: Are you OK over there you sounded a bit too relaxed

Lucas: Buddy you better not think about it or else eat you alive

Lucas: Penny your tentacles around

Are showing**

Lucas: *Taps her back*

Lucas: One of your tentacles hit me right in the face it left a Redmark

Lucas: Also that massage over there he got a Boner and he was trying to rub it against you

Lucas: Yup

Lucas: What do you want it’s on the house

Lucas: Chick-fil-A it is

Lucas: *Does the same*

Lucas: Wow you sure do love chicken

Lucas: At least used to have a good body shape

Lucas: To be honest today was really fun

Lucas: Oh crap I got it going my mom’s appointment is in a few Minutes

Lucas: I’ll see you later *Kisses her cheek*

*The next day* Lucas: Should I tell her how I feel and it’s not a good idea

Lucas: *Calls Penny* Come on pick up

Lucas: Hey Penny

Lucas: Look I know we met just yesterday but I wanna ask you something

Lucas: Do you ...Want to go out....on a date....With me

Lucas: YES!!!!!

Lucas: OK I’ll meet you at That fancy restaurant downtown

*At the restaurant* Lucas: Man I hope she likes what I wear

(Can you draw her in the dress) Lucas: O-O *Nosebleed*

Lucas: To be honest I’ve never expected you to wear something like that

Lucas: I have to admit you look sexy as hell in that thing

Lucas: Well I have to say your cousin have good taste in clothing

Lucas: Do you like what I’m wearing

Lucas: I thought you were going to say handsome because I did put hair gel on

Lucas: 0/////0 Thank you

Lucas: Anyway have a seat

Lucas: And don’t worry about paying it’s on the house

Lucas: Hey it’s the least I can do for you at least

???: Hello hot stuff

???: *Spanks her*

Lucas: *Grabs the guy by the neck*

Lucas: Fine *Let’s the guy go* ???: you’re so crazy!

Lucas: Assholes

Lucas: 0/////0 S-Sweetie?

Lucas: 0////0 I-I’ve never been called that before

Lucas: 0////0 How would you like if I called you Honey

Lucas: OK what if I called you babe

Lucas:* Kisses her*

Lucas: 0/////0 i’m Sorry

Lucas: 0//////0

Lucas: penny can I tell you something

Lucas: I-I-i L-L-Love y-you

Lucas: 0/////////0 *Kisses back*

Lucas: you’re tentacles are touching me

Lucas: 0/////0 ok

Lucas: so you’re tentacles have brains

Lucas: Cool my tail move on it’s own to

Lucas: Do you want to stay or go to my Please

*at Lucas house* Lucas: okay now my family May or may not be asleep

Lucas: *Opened the front door* okay I think they’re asleep

* His mom wakes up* Mom: Lucas it past your bedtime and where the hell of you been!

Lucas: Oh hi mom

Mom: And who is that woman

Mom: You better not be my baby boy’s girlfriend

Lucas: I’m sorry it’s because I’m the youngest in the family

Mom: Well whoever you are I don’t want you getting near my son Lucas: Mom that’s enough please you can’t just keep treating me like a little kid anymore I’m a full-grown man will kind of a full-grown man but I’m willing to stand up for myself I don’t need you to just use me like a little tiny baby I can stand up for myself and yes she is my girlfriend

Mom: So you insist on me not protecting you anymore

Lucas: A little bit of here in there from you my girlfriend and my siblings you guys can all support me if I need you

Mom: Very well then. if you hurt my baby boys feelings sister you will die in a fire

Mom: And I don’t trust you one bit so don’t do shit to him or else I will kill you a piece

Lucas: Actually mom can she stay the night

Mom: Fine she can stay but there’s only one condition

Mom: She sleeps on the floor Lucas: Real mature Mom

Lucas: No you’re sleeping in my bed with me I don’t like it how my mother is treating you right now so I’m gonna allow you to sleep with me tonight

Mom: Fine but I don’t wanna hear moaning in the mail the night

Middle***

*In Lucas’s room* Lucas: And here is my vanHalle

Lucas: Ignore the Monsters on the floor I drink monsters 24 seven it’s like my alcohol

Lucas: I’ll be right back like yourself are home

*One minute later* Lucas: All right I’m back I’m sorry if it took a while

Lucas: 0///////0 mmmmmm

Lucas: 0/////0 p-penny

Lucas: 0//////0 Sorry

Lucas: 0//////0 So you’re OK for me to see you like this

Lucas: OK I was finish getting dressed

Lucas: Anyway you can lay down with me *Crawls into bed*

Lucas: Well good night Penny

*The next morning*

Lucas: *Had his face in her chest*

Lucas: *Hugs her tightly*

Lucas: *Puts his face deeper into her chest*

Lucas: *Moves his hand and grabs her butt*

Lucas: zzzzzzz

Lucas: *Wakes up*

Lucas: good morning penny

Lucas: how are you this morning

Lucas: are you okay penny

Lucas: what happened to your butt

Lucas: 0////////0 I AM SORRY!!!!

Lucas: How can he be OK I grabbed her but I should be punished

Lucas: Penny tell me what you want me to do I’ll do anything for you today

Lucas: Down the hall take a left would you like me to wash your back

Lucas: OK tell me when you’re inside

Lucas: *came into the bathroom with just his underwear*

Lucas: Ignore the scars I’ve been in a lot of fights in my past life