uwu your face is the joke

I’m a joke-

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ok 2 men are talking, we'll call them bob and joe. Bob says to joe: My house got destroyed from the hurricane. 25% of the roof is gone. Joe looks bob dead in the eyes and replies: "oof" why? Because "oof" is "roof", but with 25% taken away.

Just look in a mirror and you will see one

Here's a good joke: the Smash Ultimate DLC

one guy runs into a bar and yells at the bartender to give him 20 shots fast the bartender does and asks the guy why he was going so fast the guy says if you had what i had you would be going fast too the bartender asks what he has the guy replies 25 cents

so an art student dies and the class goes "how did he die" the teacher says "when u guys go to heaven u can ask him" then some one goes "if he went to hell u can ask him!"

hmmm well there was this guy at a party there was a long line at the punch station so he talked to his friends for a while. Then in 30 minutes he learned there was no punchline!

blind man finds a coin on the street. goes to a bank teller and wonders how much is ol' abe worth. teller says all your knowledge and plus a cent