Read This (LEMME TYPE)
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CharliM[OP]
26.03.2020 21:30
Link[Red]
HELLO KIDS. I'M THE COLOR RED AND I
BROUGHT MY FRIENDS TO TEACH YOU ABOUT THEM
THEY'RE THE COLORS OF ALL THE THINGS
YOU SEE AND RED IS ME, THE COLOR OF
AWESOME THINGS LIKE: HEARTS, AND ROSES
AND MARS
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY LOVE
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE
[Black (at the same time)]
BLOOD, BLOOD,BLOOD
BLOOD, BLOOD
[Everyone]
HOORAY!
[Verse 2]
[Orange]
HI. I'M ORANGE LIKE
MAC AND CHEESE. LET'S NAME OTHER ORANGE
THINGS NOW IF YOU PLEASE. YOU GOT
PUMPKINS AND TIGERS, AND THE DESERT SAND
[Black]
PRESCRIPTION BOTTLES
[Orange]
MONARCH BUTTERFLIES
[Black (at the same time)]
PRESCRIPTION BOTTLES
[Orange]
ARE YOUR ORANGE FRIENDS
LA LA LA LA LA LA, CHEESE!
[Black (at the same time)]
PILLS!
[Orange]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
[Black]
WHAT I WAS BORN TO DO
[Verse 3]
[Yellow]
AS YOU CAN PROBABLY GUESS
[Black (at the same time)]
JAUNDICE!
[Yellow]
YELLOW'S PRETTY FUN!
YOU CAN FIND IT ON A BUS
OR THE RAYS FROM THE SUN!
IF YOU ASK ME
[Black (at the same time)]
CharliM[OP]
26.03.2020 21:30
Link[Black (at the same time)]
JAUNDICE!
[Yellow]
YELLOW'S NUMBER ONE
[Black (at the same time)]
LIVER FAILURE
[Yellow]
IF YOU LIKE YELLOW AND SOUR
[Black (at the same time)]
JAUNDICE
[Yellow]
THEN TRY A LEMON
[Everyone]
JAUNDICE!
[Yellow]
JAUNDICE! DANG IT!
[Verse 4]
[Green]
I ONCE ATE A BUG THAT WAS THE COLOR GREEN
BUT THE ER SAID IT WAS A POISONOUS THING
SO THAT EXPLAINS WHY I THREW UP GREEN AND
INSIDE THAT GREEN THERE WERE CHUNKS OF GREEN
I BET YOU WISH YOU HADN'T LISTENED TO GREEN
[Everyone]
HOORAY!
[Blue]
WHY DIDN'T YOU CHANGE THAT ONE?
[Black]
I LIKE THAT VERSE
[Verse 5]
[Blue]
THE OCEAN IS A PLACE WHERE MANY CREATURES LIVE
[Black (at the same time)]
NIGHTMARES
[Blue]
IT'S THE DEEP BLUE SEA
[Black (at the same time)]
AND IT'LL KILL YOU TO DEATH
[Blue]
AND IT'S MYSTERIOUS...
[Black (at the same time)]
ESPECIALLY IF
YOU ARE ON TITANIC. SO LET THAT
SINK IN. PUN INTENDED
[Everyone]
HOORAY!
[Verse 6]
[Purple]
DON'T BLOW TH
CharliM[OP]
26.03.2020 21:31
Link[Purple]
DON'T BLOW THIS FOR US MAN! COME ON!
PURPLE IS THE COLOR OF MANY PRETTY
THINGS FROM A LILAC-
(Black tases Purple)
[Blue]
*Screams* DUDE!
[Green]
*Screams* HOORAY!
[Verse 7]
[Brown]
I GUESS IT'S MY TURN
THERE ARE BROWN THINGS LIKE DIRT
I, UH... CAN'T REMEMBER THE WORDS
PLEASE DON'T HURT... ME
(Black tases Brown)
*Screams*
[Everybody]
HOORAY
[Verse 8]
[White]
WHITE THINGS INCLUDE-
ALL BROKEN BONES
[White]
AND DOVES AND PAPER AND-
[Black (at the same time)]
AND RABIES' FOAM
[White]
THERE'S IVORY-
[Black (at the same time)]
WORTH A LOT OF MONEY IF YOU
WANT TO BUY SOME THEN EMAIL
ME
[Green]
HOORAY! HOORAY!
[Verse 9]
[Black]
BLACK IS THE
COLOR OF EMPTINESS. I FEEL IT IN MY
SOUL CAUSE I'M AN EMOTIONAL MESS
[Purple]
AHHH! AHH! *jumps on Black*
TAKE CARE OF THE BODY! SHOVE HIM UP A KID'S
NOSE OR SOMETHING. BACK TO NORMAL!
[Verse 10]
[Skin color]
I'M THE LAST CRAYON
IN THE BOX YOU SEE AND THE COLOR THAT THEY
ASSIGNED TO M
