you at your first job talking down to your boss because she said something you dont agree with like: umm, who let you come here and say things like that? who said you could do that?

yeah um. actually i said i was allowed to post silly things on this website. me because im a self governing adult who doesnt need a teenager's permission to do something. sorry that you think you should get permission for everything you do. personally i asked no one before i got lost in the woods

gotta go to the liquor store but i think my roommate parked behind me and it would be really autistic to be like "hey can you move your car i need to go to abc. so i can make the magichan"

the magichan is tentatively gin, lavender liqueur, lemon juice, simple syrup, and muddled blueberries

damn is that what makes you cringe

get a job