*Jade gaspspsps*

Jade: I'm susing you, so if you'll exscuse me, imma go to tha button. *Jade speeds to the Emergency button*

Jade: omg that's so sus *calls an emergency meeting anyways*

Jade: guys... I think red is sus... he's in the airlock...

Jade: s u s

*Jade just watches lmao*

Jade: red go zoom.

Jade: I've never been so offended in my life.

Jade: because most of us are human.

*Jade stares at black too*

Jade: we're watching you... -._-.

*Jade insert chasing black here*

Jade: ****iNg hElL-

Jade: I'm 'bout to **** this ***** up

Jade: bUt I cAn sTiLl rUn aHaH *Jade runs because he knows he's ****ed at this point*

*Jade is ****ing speeding everywhere while throwing stuff blindly behind him*

*Much paniking from Jade*

*Jade stops to breath in the upper engine corner while comforting his child*

*Jade heads to the cafeteria with his child*

*Jade feeds his child because gOoD dAd*

*Pats child teehee*

*Jade picks up his child and walks over to admin*

*Jade just does the tasks in admin*

*Jade picks his child up again and heads to electrical*

*Jade fixes the lights lol*

*Jade throws some packaged bunny meat over to black and speeds away*

*Jade hangs back out at upper engine's corner*

*Jade puts his child on one out of his 4 arms*

*Jade walks around the ship all funny with his child giggling*

*Jade is continuing to just do that for like, half an hour-*

Jade: okay being a dad is stressful I'm taking a bReAk *He puts his child down gently and goes back into electrical*

*Jade looks at black* Jade: wtf.

Jade: tOo lAtE, why're you doing that?

Jade: why not repeatedly hit something, like uh... a punching bag... or a pillow?

Jade: then punch multiple things after it breaks or shatters.

Jade: Okay, suit yourself. *Jade heads back into electrical*

*Does t a s k s *

*Jade just unwraps some candy and eats it because why not*

*Jade just yells randomly* Jade: ANYONE WANT ZOTS? (A candy ahah)

*Jade gives black the fizzy candy* Jade: it fizzes in your mouth.

*Jade just pulls out one more and puts it in his mouth*

Jade: I have a bucket full of em. IthinkImaybeacandyaddict-

Jade: oh, did I say a bucket??? Ahah... nope, I don't. Not at all. Nope. Nada. *INTENSE PANIK*

Jade: and what will you do if I don't?

*Jade crosses his arms because much stubborn*

*Jade literally just starts walking a h a h *

*Jade fiddles around with the candy wrapper in cafeteria*

*Jade falls asleep while standing I-*

*his child just hops onto his head*

*His child stomps on his head and jade woke up* Jade: ow-

*Jade looks at green awkwardly* Jade: u h m .

Jade: good question.

Jade: now here's the real question; how long have you been watching me sleep for-???

Jade: still disturbing to think that people watch me when I sleep.

*Jade just awkwardly head to admin*

*Jade feeds his child lol*

*JADE SLEEPS WHILE STANDING UP AGAIN WH-*

*the Mini crewmate is just eating all the food Jade has .v.*

*Mini Crewmate is just vibing with their sleeping dad*

*Insert crab rave music in admin*

*There's an entire playlist of weird af music playing now*

*The mini crewmate just looked at black*

*Insert vibing mini crewmate here*

*Mini crewmate walks out and the music is following it*

*The mini crewmate comes back and spits an entire 10ft speaker out of its small af body*

*Mini crewmate places the speaker back in and continues vibing*

*Vibe intensifies*

*White and pink and just bonking eachother while yelling insults*

White: No, I'm too busy insulting this pink baboon. Pink: last time I saw him he was in the cafeteria- AND I'M NOT THE BABOON- *they both continued bonking eachother*

*Pink stopped white for once* Pink: wait, did you hear what he had just said? White: just ignore it.

*as soon as white said to ignore it they started bonking each other a g a i n *

*Jade finally wakes up and looks at his child* Jade: Turn. It. O f f . *THE CHILD TURNS IT OFF*

*Jade just picked his child up and wandered around*

*Jade yells again* Jade: OKAY WHO WANTS CANDY SMH

*Jade gives black a bucket of candy and drags green to medbay*

Jade: y u p *Jade yeets green into medbay and gives him a medkit*

Jade: maybe next time rUn fRoM hIm?

Jade: true.

Jade: depending on how you were sitting, you could've put your legs through the bottom.

Jade: perhaps.

Jade: I probably should give you candy so you could distract black with it if he tries to eat you...again. so, um, here. *Jade gives green a bucket full of candy*

Jade: Apparently.

Jade: yeah, the only way I found is because I yelled "who wants candy" and he just tried some-

Found out**

Jade: yeah, I mean, it is fizzy candy-

Jade: atleast everyone can save themselves from black by giving him candy-

Jade: true.

Jade: well you'd be surprised on how much stuff i got on this ship-

*INSERT JADE NERVOUSLY CHUCKLING HERE*

*Jade stares at black* Jade: oH hI bUdDy oL' pAl!

Jade: what'cha need?

Jade: then why're you at the door-

Jade: *visible confusion*

*Jade just goes to the corner and just draws/writes stuff*

*Jade tears the peice of paper out and throws it in a box*

Jade: it's a stupid reminder so don't worry.

*Jade gets up and speeds out*

*jade grabs his child* Jade: omfg you're not dead thankgodsmh

*Mini crewmate just giving jade the wtf look*

Jade: looking after my child.

*Jade just wheezed/laughed*

*Jade laughs so hard to the point where he can't breath*

*Jade starts to just fall on the floor from laughing*

*Jade continues laughing because f u n n y*

*Mini crewmate is just looking back and forth from Jade to black*

*JADE LAUGHING AND WHEEZING INTENSIFIES*

*JADE DOESN'T STOP THE HAHAH*

Jade: I- *S N O R T* IT'S JUST THAT FUNNY-

Jade: I'm sorry- I'll- *smol laff* I'll stop now-

*Jade picks up his child and walks away*

*Jade walks to green* Jade: black walked into a w a l l

*Mini crewmate is just vibing while being carried*

Jade: it is-

Jade: I can tell.

*Mini crewmate vibe intensifies*

Jade: it's funnier when you see it. I hope he does it again-

*Jade grabbed a box and put his child in it*

Jade: I'll be back. *Jade yeets himself to where black was*

Jade: Black, stay still. *Jade places the box on blacks head*

*Jade also put a piece of candy ontop of the box*

Jade: okay, the test starts now. .v.

*Jade watches* Jade: if the box drops I'm going to do something worse than murder.

*Jade catches the box just barely and proceeds to take random objects out of his pockets*

Jade: because it contains "fresh meat" and I was going to see which one you were gunna go for. Now, please, stay still. *JADE PROCEEDS TO PULL OUT SOME ROPE*

*Jade ties black up with the rope* Jade: technically. *TAKES MINI CREWMATE OUT OF THE BOX AND PATS* Jade: I thought you would've smelled it.

*Jade slowly drags black to electrical* Jade: well, I mean, my childs scent is hard to miss. Because it's s t i n k y .

Jade: Welp, too bad. Now I'm going to torture you aHaH. *Jade proceeds to take out flashlights and flicker them a little*

Jade: don't worry about it. *Jade proceeds to tape 20 flashlights around black*