1. I’m lazy

2. I eat veggie chips all day Who eats veggie chips all day

3. I don’t have an education Education is bad

4. I have a tiktok account And I post there

5. I don’t have any real guns and I live in America If I’m fat I’m useless If I have a gun and I’m fat I’m American THIS ONE IS A JOKE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE COOL IN GENERAL OKAY

6. My sister pretends to be a pedophile and I can’t stop her But she’s a kid, so your mom

7. I’m a weeb I’m high on anime This is also a joke, weebs are cool, and I’m actually a weeb.

8. I’m still dumb 😩👌

9. Awhxlliax is cooler than me Do I even need to explain bro

10. I’m a simp Simps are bad.

Do not comment on this chain or I’m calling the police

yes.

That’s why I don’t post much and use much of tiktok

I’m high on veggie chips.