Kirito saw this, walking over and towering over them with a passive aggressive look on his face. "give it back. now."

"my my," He stepped forward, knocking one over using his tail, he then kicked one violently on the head and knocked em over, landing on their back. he then jumped onto the main guy and began to tilt backwards, bringing him backwards with him. "whew,"

"ehe, no problem, what's your name?" he giggled

"I'm called Kirito, I don't mind if you'd want to call me kiri," He put his hands on his hips

"wha really?" he stared at it for awhile, eventually reading the words. "oh yeah yeah, okay I didn't know that like at all,"

"mhm sure," He began walking with him, realising his tail was hitting him the entire time. "err, my tail isn't bothering you right?"

"ah ok sorry sorry, are we there yet?" he was holding his tail, it kept wiggling and hitting his face. "are we? I wany to have sex with someone, I'm bored of WALKING."

"say what? sex?" he stared at him, eventually looking back at where he was walking. "Are we there yet please tell me I beg you."

"what number??"

"now for the sex, w-wait. AW MAN!! I don't got no-one to do it with." he flopped on the bed, taking up all of it. "so annoying."

"who said I wanted to fvck you?" he stared at him weirdly before turning over again. "do we have any chocolate mousse?"

“well could you buy some nextime? a growing shark needs all his nutrients.” he wrapped his tail round tim gently. “youll remember right?”

“oh really? is it just chovolate you like?” his grip gently tightened.

“doesnt answer my question but whatever,” he sat up and wrapped his arms round him to. “soo, what you making?”

“WHAH?? me?? not possible. nope. nada. ME??” he was in pure in utter shock as noone had ever got him nor made him smth.

he snuggled into Tim, very happy and not wanting to let go. "oh wow, I just- HDHD,"

"bet you've never felt a shark with fur hm?" he giggled pushing him over and pinning him down. "go on!! touch my fur, do it do it do it do it do it."

"I know," He giggled, jolting and purring a little. "Ah! hey thats- that's sensitive," He looked away, all red and shaking.

"it's okay, err just- just mind your hands!" He laid on top of him and began to purr even more.

"is it nice being laid on by a shark?" he seemed quite like the answer was obvious

"how come?" he sat up

"That's just rude, stop being so rude to me." he got off of him and curled up into a sad ball.

"get me mousse and I might accept ur apology," He huffed in offence

"UWAH!! HEY!! HEY!! don't cry you're making me look like the bad guy, even though you called me strange." he hugged him angrily.

"hmmph," He kept hugging him until the tears he assumed stopped. "you done yet?"

"liar." he kept hugging and rubbing his back, clearly annoyed.

he pushed him forward, still grabbing him. "I haven't given you a reason to cry, why are you crying?"

“you did but its dumb to cry about it,”

kk