OOOOOOO ALSO I SAW U NOSEBLEED XD UR A SIMP-

*dances* SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP

U THINK HE'S SEXY- (yep I'm high rn 👀)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *DOES LENNY FACE AND LE EYEBROW THING*

GI MAKE OUT WITH YOUR HUSBAND NOW YOU BIG SIMP *SHOVES THEM INTO ENNARD*

GO*

I SAID FOR YALL TWO TO MAKE OUT-!

XD YAS 👏

*just dies*

*is just dead, now BOOM ✨ everyone is happy ✨*

*nu everyone is happy 😌✨*

* yes, nobody cared so everyone happy 😌✨*

*nobody needs me tho so ✨ everyone happy ✨*

*everyone wants me dead nobody cares tho-*

*lies-*

*let me die-*

*ik nobody will care or even notice tho- and I'm saying all this because it's true so goddamn ****ing true*

*would the notice tho- no-*

They*

*sorry for being a burden-*

*y? I'm just a stupid mistake and a goddamn failure-*

*it just feels like nobody wants me, and I deserve to die anyways-*

* sorry I'll stop now, sorry for bothering you-*

*ik I am, sorry-*

*just for bothering you and everyone*

I enjoy ur company

*AH THIS TURNED INTO A VENT I NEED TO SHUT UP-*

you ****ing simp i'm planning the wedding :)

hello ennard

so you and crane are getting married now *lenny face*

do y'all baby sit?

alright *drops sam off* sam: hewwo I'M ALREADY GONE- *leaves*

sam: here *hands you a binder that says "RULES"* the book says: if he reaches at your shoulders pick him up like a baby if he cries it will hurt so :) be careful give him hugs when he sad don't be to loud it makes him cry

sam: OOH WOWYYY HEYA PAL HOW ARE YOU *shakes his hand really fast* and mr. sky blue eyes how are you *hugs ennards lags CAUSE EXTREMELY SMALL*

sam: *reaches up at cranes shoulders*

sam: *hugs cranes head*

sam: *hops down* WATCH THIS *pulls out a banjo* 🎶we're gonna....STAY here forever and have all our fun we will stay here together and get the job done 🎶 :D

WHAT ARE U DOING HERE BRO 0o0

sam: *thinking*...hmm OOH *reaches up at ennards shoulders*

Is me cute? ;m;

sam: i have a question ennard

sam: ya need any help i love being a helper :D

Bro da luv each other 😏

sam: THEY LOVE EACH OTHER thats awesome

JUST LIKE U AND CARSON 😈

MEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

sam: carsons hot like dang he hot

XD FRICKEN SIMP-

sam: *slips out of ennards hands* ow-

Oop- also SING ME A SONG BRO :D

sam: *pulls out a guitar* 🎶Go down to the ocean The crystal tide is raising The waters' gotten higher as the shore washes out Keep your eyes wide open, even when the sun is blazin' The moon controls the tide, it can cause you to drown [Chorus: Olivia Olson] Everything stays, right where you've left it Everything stays, but it still changes Ever so slightly, daily and nightly In little ways When everything stays🎶

GIB CHICKEN NUGGIE CROWN >:3

sorry i copied and pasted cause i'm lazy)

sam: HERE *hands it to you* *reaches at cranes shoulders again*

*takes it and cries*

sam: o-o *reaches for cranes shoulders still*

sam: i like your eyes

T^T

sam: *falls again*

*just poofs somewhere 👀*

sam: idk~ *he started crying but then again his eyes got huge his bottom lip trembled and he looked so sad and pitiful* (｡◕∩◕｡)

*just Cries alone*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE *basically just lost it*

your lungs failed to proceed this much laughing

sam: i'm acting like a baby aren't i? i don't mean to be like this *he looked so dissapointed in himself*

*passes out 👀*

sam: need any help I LOVE HELPING

Oh you´ll be thanking me when you two are dating

OI ENNARD!

You got a simp named crane

Yep *gives Crane smuggest of smug faces*

Heh Crane being angry/flustered amuses me

Yes that!

You and I will get along Ennard

Now lets find more ways to torture Crane Oh yeah Crane I am NOT sorry

VooDoo is the best {worst} torturer!

Huh well by VooDoo I meant me

Dont worry I not some crazy VooDoo doll freak but I do have magic

YES FEAR ME MORTAL! Idk what Im doing!

Or ArE yOu?!

More like furend Considering I am a cat fox thing

This is why Im not a comedain

At least somebody gets my puns!

Oop- I killed somebody

Welp

long time no see hru?

im good

*My wolf oc appears * screams * drinks tea then spits it out * OFFICIAL SHIP SAILED *Slaps a cute table*

*then twerks*

Yas Queen TWERK WITH ME CRANE

yass * she shapes shifts into a kid and runs around in circles*

she now looks like this omgee cute

wItH mY dOnUt

*shed hug cranes leg* u OK ma dude

still as a kid

*she shape shifted into a dog jumpes around everywhere *

*bork*

* AAAAAA* *She ran over to crane and Ennard and cursing in Spanish *

*she changed back but she fell to tha ground *dizziness

*shed get up revealing her wings didn't really care though*

aaaaaaa thats betta

Y'know your the first people that haven't called me a freak thanks

Heh thanks but my friends didn't think so... * she tears up and black stuff ran down her cheek *

Thanks my friends

*shed take her blind fold off*

*Hugs back*

*Oscar teleports to meh * Oh sister w-

*Oscar inhales demonic voice* w h o s t o l e m y c o o k I e s ? Uhhh idk maybe ask older brother O k b u t- Your so cute when your mad

*oscar turns to shy boi*

sis who are they? My friends..? Oh okay

Adult me mind: why cant i find someone to date this young love is too beautiful

Meh i'm fine just helping the injured children heal the wound from their falls -w-

OwO oh sorry in my own field of thoughts *hugs*

Claire: how is chloe :)

Claire: i-im fine ^///^ Me: *sips coffee* how are you panda?

Claire: I-If you whant you can have the bodys of the people i kill i barely eat human flesh Me: Knock yourself out

Claire: *face turns red* we will be going by mom Me: by sweetheart

Claire: *teleports her and chloe to the house* Me: wanna go to the cafe ^w^

ok *teleports panda to cafe* have fun with claire be nice to her while i'm gone Claire: dont worry mom i know self defense if anyone tries to hurt me or chloe i will just use my spells

Claire: anyways did you say you were hungry Me: *whispers to you* Ship it ^w^

Claire: lets go i heard there is a cannibal restaurant nearby Me: Yasss coffee time come on panda i can make coffee taste like cookies hehehe

Me: *makes coffee* you know before my other job i used to work at a cafe At the cannibal restaurant Claire: so what do you whant here to eat chloe

Claire's mind: chloe is so cute

Claire: oh sorry have i been daydreaming again oops Claire's mind: you have to ask chloe who her crush is Claire: umm chloe do you have a crush on anyone in particular you can give me hints you dont have to say it

Claire: oh ok ^w^

:)