I spent all of my time trying to see if golden tigers were real and I was practicing my male anatomy

But hey at least I didn't fall asleep! C o u g h That's not t r u e I lied I was asleep dRoOlInG on my mother's lap the whole time while she was watching endgame and somehow shes stupid enough to leave me with my phone

So yeah now I'm alive When I should be d e a d