i fcked ur mom
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Cake01234O[OP]
26.06.2021 07:44
Linkeven though i dont have a pen!s
Stranger on Xbox: I'm gonna bang your mom!
Me: pffft, okay dude. Suuuure.
Later that day:
Mom walks in: honey, I want you to meet my new boyfriend.
Man walks into room: hey champ.
Me: don't call me that.
Man: oh sorry. How about I call you Bageleater230?
Me: h-how...
Man: I told you kid. IM GONNA BANG YOUR MOM.