Well he told me he was on duty, so he couldnt stay to chat. Someone stole a sweetroll, And he was investigating that. I said, "dont let me hold you up, sir." And then we parted ways. I mubled to myself, "This is looking like one of those days." I was feeling kind of tired Decided to head right for the inn. But i'd never been here before. Didnt know wich direction it was in. I walked up to another guard, And asked him where i could find a bed. He looked at me, Then he smiled and said, "I used to be an adventurer like you, " "But then i took an arrow in the knee!" "Just ask any of my fellow guards---" "They'll tell you that it's true---" "That i took an arrow in the knee!" The first one was kind of random, But now i was freaking out.

I was thinking i should run away, Or use a dragon shout. I was starting to calm down, And thats when i looked up and saw... Another guard comming right toward me! That's when i said, "FUS RO DAH!" Well in retrospect That turned out to be not the greatest plan, Now i'm sprinting for the stables, Running as fast as i can. But it's just my luck--- The stablemaster know how to use a bow. Now he's aiming for my legs! Oh NoOoOoOOo! "I used to be an adventurer like you, " "But then i took an arrow in the knee!" "Just ask any of my fellow guards---" "They'll tell you that it's true---" "We've all taken arrow in the knees!" "An arrow in the Kneeeeeeee!" "An arrow in the Kneeeee!" So very painful!

"I used to be an adventurer like you, " "But then i took an arrow in the knee!" "Just ask any of my fellow guards---" "They'll tell you that its true" "We've all taken arrow in the knees!" 4x"An arrow in the Kneeeee!" THE END

Because screw logic!