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I found a butt plug on my dads beside table

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If my lawyer says it's urgent, ima call him in a hour.

Let me explain: our bodies die, and we die, and the antelope eat our bodies when we die, and so we are all VerY gOoD (from this vid https://youtu.be/xs_umh6_1vM

It seems today, that all you see, is violence in movies and sex on tv. But where are those good old-fashioned values...on which we used to rely! Luckily there's a Family Guy, luckily there's a man who, positively can do all the things that make us laugh and cry! HE'S. A. FAM-ILY GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUY.

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just did a bad thing, and now everything's changing colors

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party rockers in the house tonight, everyday im shuffling (then beatbox please)

"Hello. I am a defender, and i am here to save you." (Just note its this person who is saying it)