Ladies and gentlemen, Today, I stand before you to address a pressing issue that impacts our community, our culture, and our way of life. It’s time we confront the reality that has been creeping into our neighborhoods and our kitchens: the overwhelming presence of tacos. Yes, I said it—tacos! These culinary abominations have infiltrated every corner of our society, and it’s high time we take action. We need a wall—a strong wall—to keep out this chaos that tacos represent.

We need to protect our culinary identity! A wall would ensure that we can reclaim our land from this overwhelming taco madness. It’s about persevering the American empire, the dignity of our lifetime experiences. No more tacos!

Apparently I’m not allowed to have Mexican and walk in the same prompt

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