also like- I’m mad because on Tuesday my dad was super nice and drove me out to the mall so I could go to hot topic and buy a specific shirt and a specific candy I really like and it was closed???? but the sign said it was open???

also! I watched Slime’s new video and even though it’s an hour long it’s so good, I laughed a lot “Rock beats scissors chicken beats gun, I think it’s time for me to run”

and then I’m currently animating my first YouTube video on flipaclip it’s just an introduction so it’s not good quality but it satisfies me

I gained 3 subscribers on YouTube one day because I made a comment that got 1K likes please explain

ok uhh

I’ve recently been saying “hola” a lot and I don’t know why

I over-traded for an oc I don’t use and I don’t really feel bad

I also have this big bag of sour patch kids in my room and there’s only 3 left I’m saving them because I had my friend over a week ago and she ate all my favorite flavors So I’m saving the last of my favorites

I HAVE COMMITTED TO DRAWING EVERY MEMBER OF THE LUNCH CLUB IN THEIR OWN SEPARATE DRAWING AND SO FAR Slimecicle is done Jschlatt is almost done Ted is getting close And I just started the sketch for Cooper

Uh I want to buy robux but I asked for robux like a month or 2 ago and that’s too soon to ask again in my opinion

Today I learned that “Gucci Elmo” is now a company my friend made and she makes E-Girl Elmo clothes on Animal Crossing and I want to join in

“If I had a penny for every time I wasn’t cool I’d have no pennies” *viciously headbangs*

Anyone else do this thing where they look in the mirror and go “ew” and then an hour later they look in the mirror and go “haha no I’m beautiful I’m the hottest thing alive I’m outstanding” and then 5 minutes later go “ew”

“bang right on da head”

I love this plot with no context Patient goes to therapist because they can’t stop speaking in an Australian accent Therapist asks if the patient wants them to use Australian as well. Patient says yes. They both start using an Australian accent to solve the problem The patient is saved and the therapist is proud. The therapist then realizes that now THEY are the one who can’t stop speaking in an Australian accent They immediately right strange demon runes on their therapist paper and begin to chant them with a gravelly, demonic voice. The patient slumps dead and the therapist looks pleased and concerned because they no longer have the accent but the patient is dead The microphone man comes in and puts the microphone on the dead body. The therapist screams “THAT’S A DEAD MAN- STOP-“ The show then switches to a new therapist.

If people actually read these rants in full I love them and they’re cute and special and deserve everything in life

I made fun of fortnite and someone said f*** you at me and I got so apologetic and upset that I deleted my comment where I said I didn’t like fortnite

But actually. I have such a desire to go to New York right now, force myself to eat that absolutely outstanding cookie dough from that Dōh place or whatever then waddle my way down to broadway and watch as many musicals as I can But seriously. If someone can smuggle me into Heathers I’d love you forever

THERE’S THIS REALLY EPIC DONUT SHOP AT A TRAIN STATION IN [redacted] AND THEY SERVE THIS KILLER DONUTS THEY GOT LIKE, ABSOLUTELY STACKED DONUTS THEY’RE IMPOSSIBLE TO COMPREHEND THEY’RE SO GOOD

I’m going to talk about food now there’s this restaurant in my hometown called... er... lets call it “Random 2nd Grade Teacher’s Last Name” and it serves astounding hot wings and chocolate cake Absolutely magical. I love it There’s also this place that I can’t come up with a funny name for that has really awesome fries / burgers / milkshakes. Really epic, I go there when I get my braces tightened B)

Please send me “Animal Crossing but Vines” videos because that’s all I want rn

Can we get some tributes for “Car” the Ladybug

One time I did a mad libs but all I could think of was umbrellas so I said umbrella like 3 times because it’s such a funny word

Shout out to the guy on YouTube with 54 subscribers who’s name is just asking if we think his dog is cute

THE BEST ANIMAL CROSSING SONG IS KK CRUSIN AND YOU CAN’T PROVE ME WRONG

Cries because my page reloaded and I lost this long comment I was typing

“Then all the carbon dioxide breathers became noodles because that’s what Mr. Matt taught us“

An eyelash is about to fall in my eye I can see it please help

OW MY EYE

Thank you for showing your support

When I get my own house I will adopt exactly 3 cats, 1 turtle, and a rock

Speaking of that I held a wild baby turtle once. It was cute We named it “Angel Shelly” and then he fell out of our hands and we could never find him again

No more for now, I want to watch a video

Ok back

Teacher: I dismiss You, not The Bell Kid named You: :D Kids named The and Bell: D:

I’m going to war and I’m gonna die At my funeral please make a tribute to me that only says “you’re aren’t *epic backflip*”

I really love my new style, I feel so accomplished

Ok gn! Love you guys

:OOOOO YES

ProbablyWasabi

no, that’s not me-

sure!

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oh yAy

thank you

Car :(

Thank you I have been verified by a god