I officially declare myself a boob man. I am now all about the boobs. Because being a butt man is just a gateway to homosexual activity. I say NO to the back hole. I've never done anal sex in my life - I swear. I've never done it. A couple of girls have gently enquired if I wanted to. I said: "No way! I know what comes out of that hole, that back hole, cause I've got a back hole too! It's gross. There's doodoo there. What, did you use a plunger or whatever, a scrubber, to get all the fecal matter there? You didn't do that! So why am I gonna put my benis in there? I'm not stupid. I shower every day - I'm clean! Why would I put my benis in a butt? That's crazy! Well, if I was watching anal sex porn all day, maybe I would do it, but I don't."