*slaps self* what the heck happened?

Bill: What? I was only trying to have a little fun and joke around! XD Me: typical bill. XDDD

Bill: hello pine tree. >:) Me: welp, it was "ice" seeing you, bill, but I have to "scramble", and I'm not "lion" about it. See ya. XD *grabs dipper and runs with him so he can get away from bill* Bill: meh, k. But anyway, nice "yolk"! XD (I think I know where he learn those puns. XD)

Bill: anyway, imma leave. *dissapears* Me: *gives dipper to you* I was trying to get him away from the dorito, since he didn't want to be bugged by the dorito. XD

Me: that doesn't make any f*cking sense. Plus, isn't rain half demon? Ur talking bout bibles around someone who's half demon. XD

Me: o...kay..? XD Mabel: >:) DIPPER!!!!! I'M GONNA COVER YOU IN STICKERS!!! *holds some stickers* Me: *plays the run meme* r u n.

Mabel: SKREE. Fine. XD Me: dipper, why don't you go to cherry meadow so you can have some peace and quiet? .w.

Me: no, he won't. I know a certain someone who will keep her safe. *the "yooo" Japanese sound effect plays (look it up if you want to know what it sounds like) and the silhouette of a creature similar to a fox is seen in the shadows, dipper notices the silhouette has a white eye without a pupil, and a dark red eye without a pupil, along with red striped white fur, there's a red aura-looking flame on it's dark red eye. The creature's name is kyatto, it turns out, kyatto is like yin and yang, but he's a kitsune, and only speaks japanese, but he rarely speaks because of it*

Bills: the dork is right~.Mable my S W E E T H E A R T is my slave for L I F E so mable darling you better watch out~. Mable: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU DEMONS! :storms away: Sad bills: WHY DOESN'T SHE LIKE USSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssss???????????? :cries: human bill: :slaps sad bills: listen gang...she W I L L like us even if we use force.

Lucky: :slaps bill: DONT TOUCH HER!!! >:( Mint: Oh g- Lucky: :Flips tables: Oh! hi Dipper!

sad bills: :cries even more: DON'T HURT USSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss bills: :face palms: Bill: so do you want to kick his ass? human bill: yeah just because it's funny and also he doesn't ship "Mabill"

Lucky: :Points a gun at human bill's head: Dont touch her.

Sad bill: d-does mable like us? Human bill: :goes to cape town+sweater town: mm........ (hey hey is it okie if you can be mable now?)

Lucky: :puts the gun away: what now?

Lucky: :Gives rain a drink: want it?

Mad/psycho Bill: :gets on a knee and holds mable's hand:Mable,sweetheart..do you like us?! Sad Bills: give it up....no one likes us...we're the one who tried to kill everyone and everything. Bills: SHUSH! i want to hear her answer....

Lucky: Calm down.... i'll handle it! :Grabs Mabel and puts her with dipper: DONT TOUCH HER!!! :Points a gun at the bills:

All Bills:.....SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :starts celebrating: Human bill: wait....which bill do you like the most..? :looks at her. Mad/psycho Bill: god dammit. :face palms:

Lucky: I'll shoot!

Sad Bills: :finally smiles a little bit: other bills: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Human bill: :wraps one arm around mable's shoulder: so i was wondering if you would like to see the planets exploding into atoms with me tonight...:blushes a bit:

Lucky: :Shoots the bills: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lucky: oof. :Falls:

Human Bill: great! i'm sure you'll love it~! :leaves but also leaves his phone number note in mable's pocket: :blushes: Candy: :calls mable: we saw everything you got ur self a new BOYFRIEND!!!!!!! :squeals:

Lucky: :Gets up: Welp!

Human Bill: :tries to choose an outfit even tho everything is the same: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....................:gets into a black tuxedo that he wore from mable's puppet show play as dipper: perfect. Sad Bills: why are you all :sniff: fancy? Human Bill: :sweats: d-dinner party with other demons? Sad Bill: am i invited? Human Bill: sadly noooooooooooo.................. Candy: A DEMON?! i bet he's dreamy~.

Lucky: - _ - "

Human Bill: :gets out of his car: :knocks on mable's door: .////. Candy: oh...sure why not? Human Bill: :starts kind of sweating: *stop sweating you idiot you want to look good,even tho ur a demon*....my god...this heat...

Candy: :runs to the back of the house to not be seen: i'm here... Human BIll: ah! mable darling~! why..you look nice..:blushes: :then takes her hand and kisses it: shall we go~? Candy: :screeches on the inside: he's so hot~....

Lucky: :Sighs: Why do i have to ruin everything?

Human Bill: :opens car door: please have a...sit? Candy: :takes pictures of him: he's going into my new shrine... Human Bill: :drives to the place where the planets will explode: aaannnddd we're here~! :opens car door for mable:

(yes join the mabill ship club...)

Human Bill: :blushes like hell: no problem..:lays down a blanket for mable: :and hands here an iceypop: the planets should explode any minute now...:looks at watch: :then wraps one arm around mable's shoulder: Candy: lucky mable,why won't senpai pay attention to mua~?

(good...)

Planets: :explode: Human Bill: :strong breeze blows so he holds tight to mable so she doesn't fly off:

Human bill: :holds on to mable: The wind stops Human Bill: mable darling are you okay?! :hugs her: Candy: senpai..what about me...? W

Inferno (a giant fire+ice hawk): *is flying after everyone, while he flies, his wings leave a trail of fire* *SCREEEEE!!!!!*

(Sorry. XD i'm just bored, I'll stop. And maybe I will draw one of those ocs. XD)

(Oof indeed, fwend, oof indeed. .w.)

(i'm sorry pinkie but you needed the truth pls don't be mad OwO Candy: because he is so hot... Human Bill: :smiles at mable: thanks for letting me know..:looks at the sky: an after affect. After then planets exploded (or collided) there was fireworks Candy: Do you think that they'll kiss?

Lucky: :she lays down in grass looking up at the stars:

Human Bill:....:kisses mable passionately: mm~...

Candy: :covers eyes:

Bill: :places arms around mable's waist: ~...... Candy: :faints:

(H)Bill: :pulls mable closer to his body: Candy: :wakes up then at the sight of bill and mable she nose bleeds:

(H)Bill: :gives a glare at dipper: :stands up: sorry dipper,butttt you can't tell me what to do..:looks at mable then smirks at her: the night is young isn't it? :picks up mable: she might enjoy this..:walks away to his car: hey mable sweetheart how about i buy you somethin',just token of my love to you.. Candy: :wakes up: what happened? WHERE'S SENPAI?!

(H)Bill: thanks~..:kisses mable in the car: Candy: why didn't senpai chose me?! i'm hotter!

(H)Bill: :smirks: :then gives a hickey:

Bill: :stops and goes outside: sorry babe but apparently we have to cancel this..moment? Due to an annoying brat. :glares at dipper:

Bill: relax you can trust me with her...:places hand on his shoulder: sure I might’ve tried killing you..BUT i’ve changed! So..:goes to mable and starts singing to her: Fox: :sighs: he sings charmingly~....

Fox: I'M NOT CHEATING ON HIM! he's singing is just good -w- Bill: :ends song: :then smiles back at her:

Bill: :blushes madly but then hugs her: t-thanks for listening..

Bill: :moves the hair from her face then kisses her: mm~...

Bill: :starts going in and pulls her closer:

Bill: :pulls mable's body closer to his and continues kissing passionately:

Bill: :stops then smirks: you know that i love you right?

Bill: :places hand on her face,then leans on her and starts falling asleep: zzz~......

Bill: :doesn't wake up,hugs her asleep:

Bill: :wakes up: h-huh? (i'm going to be afk so i'll see you tomorrow GN)

Bill: :blushes then buries face into mable's sweater: mhp~....

soos: woah i-is that mable and bill? Candy: i'm afraid so... Soos: :gasps: :tackles bill to the floor: STOP.POSSESSING MY FRIEND :slaps him: Bill: GOD NO SOOS I'M NOT POSSESSING HER! GET OFF ME YOU BLUBBER! :tries to get up: Soos: :starts smacking him with a frying pan: LALALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CAN'T HEAR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!! Bill: YOUR INSANE!

Soos: :stops: DNARNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :picks up mable and then runs off: Bill: ow..god..:gets up: :glares at dipper: can you get her back he hit my eye.DOES HE KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES TO HEAL THAT SPOT?! :tries to catch soos but he was far to weak:

Soos: you're safe here. Bill: :heals eye: SOOS I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bill: :teleports there: :picks up mable then hisses at soos: did he hurt you~? :gently kisses her: Soos: you guys are a couple?

i was also wondering if you'd like to collab,if so i was thinking you draw your oc talking then give the file to me so i could draw my part :3.But if it's to hard it's okay~!

Bill: glad...now for soos...soos i'm glad you want to protect her and again i've changed you can trust me but also....WHY THE **** DID YOU HIT ME WITH A FRYING PAN?! A FRYING PAN!!!!!!! Soos: it makes a good weapon? ;-; and okie (coolio)

Soos: how do you know that i watched that?OoO Bill: stay focused here soos,just don't steal mable or else Soos: NOT THE ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bill: yea the else? come on mable :holds her hand and walks away:

Soos: it sounds like a scary movie.... Bill: mable i just wonder....:looks away: if you are cheating on me..because you've gotten' more quieter than the first time we met...and fell in love...

Bill: because i'm a mind demon :kicks rock: :then sighs:

Y E S M Y B E A N

*Hug le bean* t h a n k y o u