Joelle: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude. Joelle: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a ****ING THREAT. Joelle: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand. *Lightning strikes Joelle* Joelle: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game! Joelle: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm ****ing pissed. Joelle: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found. Joelle: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my ****s! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

*The squad is talking about what it'd be like to open up a homemade Pokemon gym* Joelle, joking: Seera's just sitting at the end, juggling- fushigi-ing 2 glass balls, in super tight pants, just waiting for their kid delivery once they best their minions. Seera: Well they would be Pokeballs. And also it's not a kid delivery. There's no ****ing guarantee that a kid that comes into the beginning of my crucible makes it to the end of it undefeated. Seera: In fact, I'm gonna stack this gym! With ****in pros! Seera: It's- It's gonna be brutal. It's gonna be a torture gym. Eve: Well- Well what's the theme? Are you like- is it a bug theme, or like- Seera: YEAH, EVE. UH- UH- UH- UH YEAH EVE. IM GONNA OPEN UP A BUG TYPE POKEMON GYM. YOU IDIOT. Seera: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I WANT, BECAUSE I WANNA GIVE- I WANNA SHIT OUT BADGES FOR EVERY HAM AND EGGER THAT COMES TO MY FRONT DOOR. Joelle: *Cracking up* Seera: YEAH, EVE. 'Uhh, go Caterpie! >~>' That's me, you ****ING imbecile. 'Yeah go- uhhh- d-do your best, Kakuna!

Joelle: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on. Seera: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Eve isn’t

Joelle: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! Seera: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD Joelle: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING EVE WITH ME Dijon, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

Joelle: Truth or dare? Seera: Dare Joelle: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room Seera: Hey Eve Eve, blushing: Yeah? Seera: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Dijon