No, Sans would probably destroy your heart in 0.0000000000000001 seconds.
Problem:
You: "You're mi-"
Sans: *Says in 0.000000000000001 seconds* Nope.
Solution:
Forget it. XD
Me: Wassup Sans.
Sans: Sup.
Me: Wanna go get some ice cream and try to avoid Pap's spaghetti?
Sans: Yee.
*We both walk off into the distance talkin 'bout memes.* Goodbye dumb fangirls! Us bois gonna talk 'bout memes.
Sans: Frick off you fan girls, I have someone else
Fangirls: WTHECK?! >:| WHO IS SHE!
Sans: My girl, Ketchup. You see she be the most deeeeeeeeelicious thing I have ever ate...
Fangirls: ...