(Y’all r probably not gonna read this paragraph but idrc) Okay if anyone was wondering (which I’m pretty sure you guys aren’t) so basically what happened is in my group text on of my friends texted a “15 things I know about you right now” (you know those things which are like “you skipped #7 you are checking right now you are smiling becuz you realized you’ve been tricked” and stuff like that) and one of them was “you are human” so I said “no I’m not I’m a fire-breathing unicorn” and my other fiends were like “I’m and elf” “im a scared mermaid” “im a pirate out for gold” and stuff like that Basically I am actually a fire-breathing unicorn.