She doesn't have big titties so no. She's also married so no.

I know this is a weird troll but I'll answer it anyway. She doesn't have a vagina or uterus or anything like that so no.

Yeah if she'd eat it and nothing else if she didn't know better. Has a bad habit of eating comfort food and then feeling bad about it though.

Green Fairly boring person, draws sometimes and professionally trained masseuse. Not the biggest cat person but she likes pretty much all mammals.

She doesn't listen to music. Hates the new stuff and the older stuff gives her essentially ptsd flashbacks.

She wouldn't be able to resist the urge to get a dog. Large breed like a husky or german shepherd. Something she could train to **** her.

She probably wouldn't let you. Hair is off bounds for everyone but her husband and Cyrus.

Oh no you snatched her weave.