I have a pure black cat

I was at target the other day and i saw a person wearing all white i went up to the person an asked "how come u have all white?" he looked at me for a second and said "funeral stuff" im like wth this guys should be wearing black not white... he spoke again saying "i have all white because im going to be the one causing the funeral.." and he walked away next thing u know theirs an amber alert about two missing people well an old couple who had been kidnapped next thing you know their bodies where found and the only thing left was a single white piece of cloth with zero blood stains shaped as "N"