Pearl
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Clessic-Bendu 
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24.01.2020
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Pinkieblinkieblue
24.01.2020 23:17
LinkThe shitposts are quality content
uwu
I was drawing pearl but my internet is gonna do the poop thing again so hhhhhhh
story of steven universe:
pink diamond: hi rubberhose baby
yellow and blue diamonds: hey pink ya got a planet its called earth
pink: aight imma head out you stay here spinel
spinel: ok :)
250ish years later
PD: yo pearl we got a war going on wanna **** it up
pearl: ok
PD: what the **** is this cotton candy thing doing here
pearl: idk lets run away
PD: ok
pearl: hey its bacc
PD: square thing wanna join our squad
garnet: ok
amethyst: hi i exist
PD: squad?
amethyst: ok
5736 years later
PD: greg wanna ****
greg: ngl massive rock thing ur kinda sexy ok lets ****
PD: ok yay
UHUHUHHHUHGUGGHGGGUHUGHGHUUHGH
PD: ok im dead
steven: ok im alive
greg: ew its disgusting also its his own mom what the ****
14 years later
steven: ice cream good...oh shit ice cream bad
green dorito: hi i exist and i have circles that shoot toothpaste
steven: ok
lapis: YO STEVEN A HAND IS COMING
steven: oh shit
jasper: ew is that rose she smol lol
steven: im not my mom
jasper: imagine having a mom lol *naenaes
steven*
ruby and sapphire: hi steven we exist
steven: ok
ruby and sapphire: also we lesbians
steven: ok
garnet: lol im them
steven: HOLY SHIT
peridot: aight imma head out *booger fling hand time*
pearl: lets clean up this shitty beach city now thanks
steven: no my girlfriend is gonna leave me
connie: steven where tf are you
steven: i dont wanna be ur friend...jk lol
connie: *angery noises*
uncle grandpa: im also here
peridot: hi i exist again
pearl: garnet im feeling horny
garnet: ok lets ****
sardonyx: take this in because i only appear in like 2 other episodes
amethyst: she catfishing you garnet
garnet: shit *dies*
ruby and sapphire: *11 minutes of angery* ok sorry wanna **** again *****s again*
garnet: but first we need free ice!
greg: lol im rich now
steven: wanna go to NYC
greg: ok
steven: lets bring pearl too
greg: ok
*sing sing sing*
peridot: yellow diamond a bad
yellow diamond: angery
*sing sing sing*
steven: hey lion lemme in ur fluffy
lion: ok
steven: oh shit there
a rock in here
bismuth: hi i exist
pearl: HOLY SHIT
bismuth: hey steven you are shit *tries to murder*
steven: no u
bismuth: shit *dies*
steven: time for the worst part of the series! *season 4 time*
TO BE CONTINUED IN A FEW MINUTES GOTTA SHIT
imagine being dumped for some dude named greg, hard life isn't it pearl,,
