boom roasted *dabs because i am an epic savage gamer*

if your name is ash and you have dark brown hair with shitty orange highlights and can play bass guitar and wear an ugly hat and have glasses and was in that band that i tried to form with my friends almost two years ago when i was a greasy anime kid who only showered every week and you encouraged me to kill myself but I LIVED ***** haha eat my balls the window was nowhere near high enough for me to die cause we were dumbasses and thought it was and said it was my fualt that i got raped and drew eyes all over your arms with eyeliner and wear danganronpa shirts i hope that you accidentally light one of your teeth on fire and burnt teeth smell really really bad btw if youve ever burnt human teeth they smell AWFUL i almost threw up

if ash dies ill twerk and then have sex with his mum and then piss on his grave