PIZZA!
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C00LESTKIDD 
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24.03.2025
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C00LESTKIDD[OP]
24.03.2025 04:08
LinkG0t 0ne 0f my b0ys t0 fetch me s0me pizza! Muehehe..
I f0rg0t what papa called that place again- Builder Br0s? Yeah!
| so do you know the markiplier running up to the camera and punching meme /j
...one of the exploiters here is... a child?
| I COULDNT BRING MYSELF TO EVEN IF ROOK TRIED...
Ah... Nevermind it.
So.. whats your name, little one?
¡ ROOK CURB STOMPS A CHILD IN 4K /J
C00lkidd! Wh0 are y0u? I've never seen you ar0und papa or anything...
Cool...what-
// He adjusted his hat, a bit nerve-wracked and even more confused, Before crouching down onto one knee.
The names Rook, It's nice to meet you... I heard you mention your papa, who's he?
|ASSUMED COOLKIDD WAS SHORTER BUT if hes freakishly tall like alot of designs then ignore that,,,
¡ DONT WORRY MY DESIGN IS STUPID SHORT this small little guy suplexes people /j
C00l-kidd! The c00lest kid here! Hi, Mr. R00k!
< He brings a claw to his chin to consider the new friend’s question with a small sway of his tail. >
My papa is my papa! He usually takes care 0f me, but I haven’t seen him ar0und recently…
| HES SO CUTE IM LOSING IT local sergeant gets suplexed by small child
I see... is your papa the reason you know how to make minions?
H0w did y0u kn0w? :O
He t0ught- taught, he taught me a buncha the c00l stuff I can d0!
Uhuh... Like what?
// He spoke with a slight smile, though being hidden under his mask, he tried to egg on the child to learn more.
¡ are you sure you want to know? /j
Hmm… Like dis!
< He runs a good distance away, pausing to wave back at Mr. Rook before running and activating his super c00l WALKSPEED OVERRIDE!! >
< Usually he’d have his awesome stick out, but one of his guys had it!! He giggled happily as he literally rammed into Rook at an inhuman speed. >
| "oh i can catch him- holy shit hes fast- wait wai WAI-"
holy shit-
/ He mumbled, before getting the wind knocked out of him and being sent to the floor, sprawled out on the ground, his wing instinctively coming into visibility now as he stared at the roof, catching his breath as he spoke in a raspy voice.
...Jesus christ kid.
¡ IM GIGGLING IMAGINING HIM SUDDENLY PANIC AS THE CHILD RUSHES TOWARD HIM LIKE A BULLET
< He pauses as the other falls, before bringing his arms to his chest and almost howling in laughter. >
BWA-HA! Y0U SH0ULD SEE H0W Y0UR FACE L00KED WHEN I DID MY C00L TRICK!!
< He wiped a tear from his eye as he settled down, still chuckling quietly as he looked down at him, pausing for a moment before happily offering his hand to help him up. >
What’s that behind y00u??
¡ hes askin about the wing, to be clear :p
// He accepted the help, sitting down to match the kid as he brought the wing towards himself briefly, it then disappearing.
Oh, it's just something I've learned over the years, some light decoration, you could say.
// He spoke dismissively, trying to change topics
Err.. you said your papa taught you that?
I wanna learn h0w t0 d0 light dec0rating!!…
< He pauses before he folds his arms proudly across his chest as he responds to the question, suddenly completely forgetting what just happened to think about his dad. >
Yeah!! He’s awes0me, but he hasn’t taught me any new things in a l0ng time… Started saying it was dan-danger0us!! 0r s0mething…
Yeah I can see why...
// He mumbled, almost too quiet for coolkidd to hear.
your father has some sense to him, maybe he should've waited a little longer before showing you some tricks..
< He leaned closer to try to decipher what Mr. Rook was saying, squinting his eyes at him. >
But he sh0uld’ve sh0wed me m0re!! I d0nt see what’s wr0ng…
Well.. you tend to play rough, and with your...skilled tricks, it could hurt others.
// He felt a bit bad, he put together that the kid was raised with exploits around him, so he didn't feel as hateful.
But- that isn't your fault entirely, its just a complicated situation.
< He leaned back on his heels, swaying back n forth slightly as he placed his arms behind his back. >
Playing r0ugh is s0 fun th0ugh!! I haven’t ever hurt any0ne 0n accident, n0 matter h0w much Bluudude might whine…
< He stopped swaying, his tail perking up inquisitively. >
…What d0 Y0U kn0w ab0ut tricks?
| BLUUDUDE AND COOLKIDD ARE GONNA JUMP ROOK
// He tilted his head
you did show me one or two of your tricks, didn't you?
¡ rook what can you do when two children with unreasonably strong exploits GET YOU
Ehh... not much... I'm not the type to show off too.
Most of the time!
... I mean theres the cool wing trick, remember that one? yeah!
// He said, almost trying to push it off, most his tricks were dangerous and he tended to hide it most of the time.
< He slumps forward slightly, a bit disappointed. >
C0uld y0u d0 ANYTHING else?
I can, but they aren't suited for right now.
// He said, shaking his head as he crossed his arms.
Enough of me, what other tricks do you have?
Fine… Hmm, I’ve g0t my b0ys wh0 get me my pizza!
< He giggled, stepping side to side for a moment before slamming his hand down onto the ground. >
0RDER UP!!
< On his command, two red figures seem to literally crawl out of the ground on either side of him, standing at slouched attention, both sets of eyes looking a bit unnervingly at Rook. They both had the same writing c00lkidd had on their chests, with visors similar to the ones worn by pizza delivery men. >
// He just stared back, before nodding and clearing his throat, speaking under his breath
Nervewracking...
Uhh, well, that's really interesting!, It makes me wonder what the process was to learn that..
My papa sh0wed me by just d0ing stuff and letting me watch!! I’m n0t as g00d with this specific trick as him since its a bit weird… but he can make his b0ys l00k JUST LIKE HIMSELF!!
< He waved at the figures, and they both waved back before going up in flames, disappearing. >
Isn’t all 0f that just awes0me??
Oh it is... just a bit surprising, you're pretty strong for your age.
BLUUDUDE 4 AND BLUUDUDE 9 ARE BETTER!! BUT YOU ALREADY HAVE THE PIZZA SO GIMME SOM!!!!!