When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you become the vacuum cleaner. When you buy a bigger bed, you have more bed room but less bedroom. If tomatoes are a fruit then ketchup is a smoothie. When you work as security at a Samsung store, you become a guardian of the Galaxy. There is a D in fridge, but no D in refrigerator. Money is the root of all evil, yet they ask for it in church. It’s called a “building” even though it’s already built. Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly yet it still fell off. It’s called “sand” because it’s between the sea and the land. When you’re waiting for the waiter you become the waiter. If you think about it, the brain named itself. Neil Armstrong was the first man to step on the moon. “Neil A” spelled backwards is “alien”. Noses run but feet smell. A circular pizza is delivered in a square box and then we cut it into triangles. Your lips don’t touch when you say “touch” but they do touch when you say “separate