he pissed on my ****ing wife

then he said his dick was "this biiig" and I said "that's disgusting" so I'm making a callout post on my twitter.com shadow the hedgehog you've got a small dick it's the size of this walnut but waaay smaller

and here's what my dong looks like yea baby no quills no pillows look at it! IT'S LIKE TWO BALLS IN A BONG!

and since shadow ****ed my wife I'M ****ING THE EARTH

but no I'm going higher I'M PISSING ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LAZER PISS ON THE ****ING MOON

HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA I PISSED ON THE ****ING MOON!

you've got 23 hours before the piss drrrrrrroplets land on the ****ing earth now get out of my sight before I piss on you too

I'm coming out as a eggman kinnie

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