Lemme type -

I was climbing a tree, I was like 15ft high and I had to climb it to get to my friends house for a party, but the branch I was standing on snapped, and my back and the back of my legs and head landed on spiky pointy jagged rocks. It feels like your back is dripping wet and at the same time thorns that you can't take out are stabbed deep into your wet back

Seriously wouldantve expected less from u